Christmas Mad Thoughts - SHARE EM IF U GOT EM

[Indrid Cold]

Christmas Mad Thoughts - HAVE AT IT.

So far, I've only had two -

1. You know when you're on the motorway or dual carriageway, and you see one of those little prison transports with the tiny window -- WHAT IF, instead of taking a convict between prisons, they're actually taking the guy to a shopping centre to play Father Christmas for some kids?

2. What if 3pm came around, and instead of making a speech, The Queen just sat there hyperventilating with fear because she'd taken acid, or maybe because of some existential horror? EH?

[A Former User]

"The Queen"
Reminds me of the better version...

[A Former User]

@Indrid-Cold said in Christmas Mad Thoughts - SHARE EM IF U GOT EM:

@Anastasia-Smith Eminem. That scamp. I saw a Recovery Tour baseball cap in our local 2nd hand shop today for £2.99, but like a FOOL I didn't buy it.

Mate....you didn't!😶
I LOVE that man❤️

The Queen is nuts. Look at her face. SHE'S CLEARLY INSANE

No shit Sherlock, afterall it's the baked bean.

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold 1. hey, I've been in those vans, on the way to be strip searched too, that's no warm up for playing santa. He's enough pf a.paedo without giving him ideas
2. Maybe the queen is freaking because she's seen Prince Charles in the buff and his balls are as big as his ears

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold also, slightly Christmas related, you know when you're a kid and don't close the door and your.mum.asks if you were born in a barn? Did you used to reply that if it was good enough for Jesus it was good enough for you? Me too 😁

[Indrid Cold]

@Scottish Your bio just gets more and more intriguing, man.

But yeah. I can imagine Prince Charles getting his balls out at Caernarfon Castle for a special little coronation.

[A Former User]

@Indrid-Cold said in Christmas Mad Thoughts - SHARE EM IF U GOT EM:

Christmas Mad Thoughts - HAVE AT IT.

So far, I've only had two -

1. You know when you're on the motorway or dual carriageway, and you see one of those little prison transports with the tiny window -- WHAT IF, instead of taking a convict between prisons, they're actually taking the guy to a shopping centre to play Father Christmas for some kids?

And I thought I was the only one! I have a feeling that this actually happens since WHO CARES whilst you're in the "full blown holiday mood." Reminds me of "Just lose it" by Eminem😂

2. What if 3pm came around, and instead of making a speech, The Queen just sat there hyperventilating with fear because she'd taken acid, or maybe because of some existential horror? EH?

I used to wonder that what if the royal family never loved Christmas.. especially the Queen what if she just wanted to yell "I hate Christmas". Especially with the amount of stress related with the season. Good Lord!

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold i believe he refers to his tackle as the orbs and sceptre 😊

[Indrid Cold]

@Scottish :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes: I bet the trees get really embarrassed by that when he brings it up in conversation.

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold true story indrid, as i bent over spreading my buttcheeks so 4 big cops could peer up my bumhole, i looked round, smiled and asked if this was what they meant when they say the police are looking into something. I was the only one who laughed

[Indrid Cold]

@Scottish Bloody informers. They always give the cops a bum steer <--- PUN.

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold he really does have a unique way of trying to make them "grow" 😁😁

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold it was a good pun Indrid, only the bad ones need explaining

[Indrid Cold]

@Scottish Don't worry, m8. It's Christmas. There's bound to be some Two Ronnies on at some point.

[A Former User]

@Scottish Couldn't agree more. If only he were alive. What a great man!

[Indrid Cold]

@Anastasia-Smith Eminem. That scamp. I saw a Recovery Tour baseball cap in our local 2nd hand shop today for £2.99, but like a FOOL I didn't buy it.

The Queen is nuts. Look at her face. SHE'S CLEARLY INSANE.

[Indrid Cold]

@Anastasia-Smith I can imagine that's a deleted scene from Ecclestone's army camp in 28 Days Later.

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold i think it's an embodiment of how she really feels when she's giving her speech to us peasants

[Scottish]

@Indrid-Cold i don't know why it's a shock the Tories got in despite being a clearly corrupt elitist cabal of self serving cold blooded filth. I got that slap round the face when i was 16 and have aeen it happen a bunch of times since. I expect it now. I mean corbyn, despite being a clearly moral and honourable guy who has consistently been on the right side of history is also a dithering clown who forgot to have clear policies in his scattergun efforts to appeal to everyone. Fucking elmo from sesame street would have made a more formidable rival to boris and co

[Scottish]

@Anastasia-Smith quality Anastasia, Freddie would have made a far better head of state