@Pamela thankyou Pamela! And humble is the perfect word, exactly how i feel. You'll need to give me a heads up on my responsibilities if that's ok
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy
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RE: And here come the Final Results V
All things must pass
Guys it's been fun and it's been interesting. But I'm finding it less so. Which means it's time for me to go..Thanks for the words, the thoughts, the laughs, all very much appreciated. Anyone who would like to stay in touch pm me and I'll give you my reddit user name or something. All the best, peace out
RE: Unwanted Chat Hook-ups
@Ladydoall30 just had a hilarious WhatsApp convo with him
Me- hey fancy a fun hook up? Hit me up baby xxx
Him- what the fuck! Are you gay?
Me- you know you want me
Him- No.are you gay?
Me- but i thought you agreed with unwanted sexual approaches
Him- what do you want?
Me- i want you baby
Him-fuck you bro..asshole. fucking asshole
Me-you want me to fuck your asshole?
Him-creep send me your mother im gonna fuck her harder than you think.and also your sister
He's also removed his profile picture. I think i rattled him lol. Kept me amused for 5 minutes. Who's next luv?
RE: IS BEAUTY ONLY IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, OR CAN WE SAY SOME THINGS ARE UNIVERSALLY BEAUTIFUL?
@Bees for sure there are lots of universally beautiful things. I know everything is subjective but who isn't moved by sunsets, rainbows, mountains, stars etc? Nature is exquisite. I've never heard anyone say the moon looks shit tonight or i hate the way the sunlight sparkles on the ocean
RE: A legit question for ya
@Happy_Pills well black and red seem to suit me. I've never worn it but i expect turquoise dungarees and a mustard yellow polo neck wouldn't put me in my best light. I mean jesus, if that's what makes you rock then you're struggling huh?!
RE: Shine in Quarantine 🤣
@Bela-Hella Bela you are a darlin' too This is fun!
- Routine- just totally fucking out the window, the only things still in place are showering, shaving and brushing my teeth. I'm in lockdown with 9 colleagues so poker and drinking are through the roof
- I.am walking miles.each day but on remote isolated beaches with no humans just seals. They are experts at social distancing from humans so it's all cool
- Trending vocab - coronasshole, same reasons you gave Bela
- I'm stupid and can't upload music to here even though sarah the magpie tried to teach me but my playlist is
The Police- don't stand so close to me
Killing Joke- i am the virus
Joy Division- isolation
The Clash- lost in the supermarket
- I predict no such baby boom, i predict a spate of domestic murders and divorces
@sarah_the_magpie @Matt_Aranha @DELICIOSA @Cupcake99 @mozy @Sky_Sunshine420 make us laugh and smile
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RE: feeling broken/empty? The gospel of Christ
I find this zealous dogma very offensive and misplaced on a forum which not only is meant for everyone but also is populated by many people at a low ebb. This stinks, to me, having been through it in childhood courtesy of roman catholics, mormons and jehovah's witnesses, of the usual grooming and taking advantage of the vulnerable. If you feel you have dine such bad things you deserve to be punished, crucified, whatever, then fuck off and do it in private and ket the rest of us live our lives free from your guilt trips, indoctrination and exploitation. And before you wring your hands about how offensive i have been, remember that you are that offensive to me and it was you that brought it here
RE: If. If the heatwave gets too hot, is it OK to start a fight with God?
Will Kate Bush be on our side? Would it be advisable for her to run up that hill in these conditions? Will we get sectioned for starting a fight with someone else's imaginary friend? Will we be frowned upon for not having enough imagination to create our own imaginary friends? This is a fucking minefield man, i feel like I'm back in nam (cheltenham)
RE: If. If yr best m8 was stolen by COMMANCHES, would you try to rescue him?
If the rescue involves yielding my shy fx records then my mate is doomed. Original nuttah 12 inch was 40 quid ffs! Besides, can one Uk Apache defeat a tribe of comanches? I recommend sending Y.M.C.A. in to negotiate
RE: I want to be a Turbo Slayer ^.^
@Silly_Na oh my gosh, don't trust Janet! You have no idea how many turbo slayers disappear never to return, it's a dangerous business. Just kidding, Jan is fucking awesome. Wtf is a turbo slayer? And congrats on your first post, hopefully first of many, any issues, ask us mods, we'll keep you right
RE: Super power for a day
@Dark_raven07 damn right bro, amd kaia has water sewn up, fuck nestle! And you are thoughtful enough to have posted this thread, you can be our secret weapon. When we're up against it you can swoop in and ensure victory. We are the avengers film that hasn't been made (yet)
RE: Is it okay to be narcissistic? Or it is good to discourage narcissism?
@TedTurner it's definitely good to live yourself or at least be ok with yourself as long as it doesn't spill over into thinking you're superior to others. Me personally, i both love and hate myself. I suspect most people are the same