Posts made by Scottish

@Indrid-Cold did you ever go to the malaap club on stokesCroft? Sadly long gone but i loved that place, you could have a meal, shoot some pool, watch a comedy show and rock out to a punk gig all in the same place on the same night. Took my first acid trip there when I was 16, that was interesting, I made friends with a giant black eagle haha, it was incredible how he fitted in the place with his 60 foot wingspan and even more incredible that he could telepathically communicate in English lol

@Indrid-Cold loving the fun lovin' criminals reference there D! And jealous of your Stewart lee autograph, fucking mad intense funny intelligent nutter that he is! The words curmudgeon and irony were invented just for him haha. Anyhow, good to see you're still around. All the best mate

@AllAboutGay wow ! You genuinely have that? Keep it in a safe place (up your bum maybe lol!) What an absolute hero he was, I think Alan and his team made WW2 two years shorter if I'm remembering my history accurately. It's absolutely disgusting how he was treated, like even AFTER he'd done that ffs! It's only really in the last decade here that he's been recognized for the amazing (gay) human being he was and had his good name exonerated. Fucking shameful stuff. Sending you fabulous gay love from Scotland (not gay myself (I know, get out! Haha) but I have 2 gay uncles, a gay cousin and a lesbian cousin (and that's just the ones I know about haha) so I feel qualified to speak lol. Been hanging out with gay guys since 1979 and I've yet to feel awkward about it

I find this zealous dogma very offensive and misplaced on a forum which not only is meant for everyone but also is populated by many people at a low ebb. This stinks, to me, having been through it in childhood courtesy of roman catholics, mormons and jehovah's witnesses, of the usual grooming and taking advantage of the vulnerable. If you feel you have dine such bad things you deserve to be punished, crucified, whatever, then fuck off and do it in private and ket the rest of us live our lives free from your guilt trips, indoctrination and exploitation. And before you wring your hands about how offensive i have been, remember that you are that offensive to me and it was you that brought it here

Will Kate Bush be on our side? Would it be advisable for her to run up that hill in these conditions? Will we get sectioned for starting a fight with someone else's imaginary friend? Will we be frowned upon for not having enough imagination to create our own imaginary friends? This is a fucking minefield man, i feel like I'm back in nam (cheltenham)

If the rescue involves yielding my shy fx records then my mate is doomed. Original nuttah 12 inch was 40 quid ffs! Besides, can one Uk Apache defeat a tribe of comanches? I recommend sending Y.M.C.A. in to negotiate

@Silly_Na oh my gosh, don't trust Janet! You have no idea how many turbo slayers disappear never to return, it's a dangerous business. Just kidding, Jan is fucking awesome. Wtf is a turbo slayer? And congrats on your first post, hopefully first of many, any issues, ask us mods, we'll keep you right

@TheMods I've mixed feelings about invisibility, if it's because you're an introvert you have my sympathy, if it's because you're a creep you don't. Makes sense, no?

@Vlad_21 you're welcome bro and you're worth it, rock on my man ✌

@Vlad_21 i fucking get you Vlad but I think we won't get fucked twice bro. Btw, good to see you're still around. Think I'm one of the few people that sees past your online persona to the top person you are. Hope all is well my man ✌

@Dark_raven07 damn right bro, amd kaia has water sewn up, fuck nestle! And you are thoughtful enough to have posted this thread, you can be our secret weapon. When we're up against it you can swoop in and ensure victory. We are the avengers film that hasn't been made (yet) 😎

@TedTurner it's definitely good to live yourself or at least be ok with yourself as long as it doesn't spill over into thinking you're superior to others. Me personally, i both love and hate myself. I suspect most people are the same

@Dark_raven07 i reckon mine would be the ability to make all politicians speak the truth so people know what they're actually voting for. I think that would make a huge difference to people's quality of life

@kaia_ would you do this from our space pirate ship? 😊

@Unknownnn its bloody embarrassing that we are the only nation from 50 or 60 that have voted against their own independence. But that vote was rigged and we're coming back. And fortunately lots of the stupid old bastards that voted against it are dead now. They shouldn't have been allowed to vote on the younger generations future in the first pkace. Saor Alba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Janet that was added later J, at my request i think 🤔😁

@Janet immortality,space travel and time travel for me. Actual attainable stuff, i think I've already told you

@Unknownnn this is pretty funny but hey, where's Scotland?! If you're gonna bake a cake don't forget the cherry on top 😁

@Dark_raven07 15 days amd we're free again here. Counting the minutes