Best posts made by Scottish

@Pamela thankyou Pamela! And humble is the perfect word, exactly how i feel. You'll need to give me a heads up on my responsibilities if that's ok

@χανιєя this is normal Xavi, people come and go for all sorts of reasons. Many come back, i did. And there is a steady flow of weirdos and catfish. It's a microcosm of real life

Guys it's been fun and it's been interesting. But I'm finding it less so. Which means it's time for me to go..Thanks for the words, the thoughts, the laughs, all very much appreciated. Anyone who would like to stay in touch pm me and I'll give you my reddit user name or something. All the best, peace out 😊

@Ladydoall30 just had a hilarious WhatsApp convo with him
Me- hey fancy a fun hook up? Hit me up baby xxx
Him- what the fuck! Are you gay?
Me- you know you want me
Him- No.are you gay?
Me- but i thought you agreed with unwanted sexual approaches
Him- what do you want?
Me- i want you baby
Him-fuck you bro..asshole. fucking asshole
Me-you want me to fuck your asshole?
Him-creep send me your mother im gonna fuck her harder than you think.and also your sister

He's also removed his profile picture. I think i rattled him lol. Kept me amused for 5 minutes. Who's next luv? 😁😁😉

@sarah_the_magpie Most definitely a night owl, i suspect most of us on here are

@Bees for sure there are lots of universally beautiful things. I know everything is subjective but who isn't moved by sunsets, rainbows, mountains, stars etc? Nature is exquisite. I've never heard anyone say the moon looks shit tonight or i hate the way the sunlight sparkles on the ocean 😊

@sarah_the_magpie only in the same way donald trump is a human being, technically correct but a disgusting bad taste example 😁

@Happy_Pills well black and red seem to suit me. I've never worn it but i expect turquoise dungarees and a mustard yellow polo neck wouldn't put me in my best light. I mean jesus, if that's what makes you rock then you're struggling huh?! 😁

@Bela-Hella Bela you are a darlin' too 😊 This is fun!

1. Routine- just totally fucking out the window, the only things still in place are showering, shaving and brushing my teeth. I'm in lockdown with 9 colleagues so poker and drinking are through the roof 😁
2. I.am walking miles.each day but on remote isolated beaches with no humans just seals. They are experts at social distancing from humans so it's all cool
3. Trending vocab - coronasshole, same reasons you gave Bela
4. I'm stupid and can't upload music to here even though sarah the magpie tried to teach me but my playlist is
   The Police- don't stand so close to me
   Killing Joke- i am the virus
   Joy Division- isolation
   The Clash- lost in the supermarket
5. I predict no such baby boom, i predict a spate of domestic murders and divorces 😁
   @sarah_the_magpie @Matt_Aranha @DELICIOSA @Cupcake99 @mozy @Sky_Sunshine420 make us laugh and smile

@Lurker Lurker we both have filthy minds, that was my first thought too lol

At my dad's funeral a while back he had a selection of small faces songs played. I've always wanted que bueno baila usted by Ibrahim Ferrer played at mine. What about you guys?

@Pamela okay, someone i respect has asked me to throw my hat into the ring so I'm gonna do it. Vote Scottish folks. We need 4. So me, Sarah, Lazz, Jessssss, seems perfect to me, do it people! You know it makes sense! 😊👌

Every time I open up i inevitably get hurt. Then i stupidly do it again. Wasnt it Einstein who defined madness as doing the same thing and expecting different results? Anybody sees me open up please give me a good slap right in the kisser

@TagUjjwal mine is that I've played poker with van Morrison Lindsey. About 18 years ago.it must be, working in a restaurant in Bath, England. A bunch of us chefs are having a drink.after our shift and he'd been eating in the restaurant (the pump rooms) and got in tow.with us. He ended up.coming back to my friend's place with us to play cards. He was drunk on whisky and was rude and obnoxious, nobody liked him. I was gutted as I've always been a fan of his music, I'd seen him live a couple of times and had a bunch of his records. That saying about never meet your heroes turned out to be true. Although i also met Pete Docherty from the libertines (also in Bath) and he was a.really nice guy. He was very drunk too, him and his friends couldn't find their car in this huge carpark in the dark and wanted to buy me and my girlfriend's car lol

@inti damn, i got 13%! 😬😁

@DIVine i love that album! In the aeroplane over the sea is beautiful. Always nice to hear someone's into neutral milk hotel

@sarah_the_magpie for my breakfast i had existential angst and the velvet underground, I'm not sure how nutritious it was, it felt like shit but sounded great

@Pamela how does one vote? I haven't been on much recently, work and family stuff been taking all my time. But I'd like to make the efforet. Can i vote for multiple people? I'd like to vote for Sarah, Jessssss and Lazz. I'd put myself forward too but I'm just so busy right now, working 12 hour days and stuff, shame, would have liked to be a mod

In my profile it says i have 258 points, what are they? How do they accrue? What are they for? Do they do anything?

@Bela-Hella lol Bela that's crazy 😂😂