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@sarah_the_magpie are you putting yourself forward Sarah? I would vote for that.

@Thales_BG have you read thus spoke zarathustra by Nietzsche? A mind expanding book, read it aged 15, didn't really understand it but i knew it had stretched my brain in new directions

In the u k. it is a thing to put kisses after a messsge, i even do it with some of my male friends. I've noticed it doesn't seem to be a thing on here, so here's my question, is it a culturally unique thing to the u.k.? Interested to know, it's so normal to me, like washing your hands after a pee, just do it automatically. So i check myself doing it on here as i dont want to seem inappropriate. italicised text

@Lazz oh that's a wasted question! You never get the stuff back, even if it's ten grands worth of power tools they'll never use or twenty grand of vinyl they will never listen to. Yes I'm bitter and yes that's why i never buy anything off of ebay 😬😁

@Sup it fucking ought to be, it's only people who drew lines all over it and made up stupid shit

@Witchslayer GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! 😁😁

@Lazz I've had the funniest day Lazz, the coversations at dinner were hilarious. My spanish friend told me he doesn't like relationships with bisexual girls because "they always prefer the vazheena" i nearly died 😂😂😂 and my Venezuelan friend told me she could never transition from female to male because "my pussy is too beautiful to me" lockdown is a whole lotta fun here 😁

@Sup they are the same thing (maybe not Brazilian lol, is that Portuguese for landing strip?) 😁😁😁

@sarah_the_magpie you're doing just fine Sarah. Child you would be slightly pissed that adult you has such good taste in music that they couldn't rebel against it lol,but she would love you for it

@Eucalyptus done! He's banned for 24 hrs

@sarah_the_magpie not me, I'm a gas giant

@Pepsigurl oh jesus, that is just truly awful. Know this - you are a better person than they will ever be, they are pond life and you are a good soul. They aren't worth or worthy of your time. Be proud of yourself that assholes just can't relate to you and find some nice people on here to talk to instead. Keep your chin up 😊

@Ash33 find the right book! The road by cormac McCarthy and donnie brasco's autobiography were unputdownable for me, give them a try

@Eucalyptus not having the capacity to be an idiot would suit me just fine, my desires are modest 😁 beyond that perhaps invisibility (because of being an introvert, not a pervert!) But most probably the ability to fly, always wanted it since childhood. Put it to the test aged 5 after watching superman. Guess how that went lol. Flight of stairs 1, me 0. Never loved superman ever since 😁

@mia1317 couldn't live without it, smoked it most days for 30 years. Used to grow it. I love it. Used to be all day every day, now it's just a few joints in the evening when my day is done. Makes music sound so much better i think. And doesn't make me lazy, activates my brain and insulates it from the bullshit of the day. You could say I'm a fan 😁

@mia_b OH LORDY LORDY LORDY HALLELUJAH, HE IS SO. EVEN IN DEATH HE IS A DICKHEAD! long story behind that too, Mia, there always is but that's all we need to say, we both know the general shittiness behind being compelled to make that statement. Well fuck him, you're better than he is and I'm better than mine was! 😊😊😊

@Silly_Na oh my gosh, don't trust Janet! You have no idea how many turbo slayers disappear never to return, it's a dangerous business. Just kidding, Jan is fucking awesome. Wtf is a turbo slayer? And congrats on your first post, hopefully first of many, any issues, ask us mods, we'll keep you right

@ClaireSheppard From broken shells come birds of paradise Claire. Every brilliant light in the night sky comes from a star that collapsed in on itself

@Artfvlly yeah I'll happily talk with you, doesn't matter what you are, it's WHO you are that counts. How are you doing?

@DhaSickest couldn't agree more, sounds like a plan. I'm on board with this 100%