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@reivaX Xavi i would take Ed Gein as a babysitter before him 😂😂😂

@NiaRox I'm glad to hear that, both really cool girls, you deserve each other 😊

@Bonnibel i love your words, it's incredible how much strength wisdom gives, hats off to you

@XxČorūptèdWõlfxX that's a lovely line but i preferred earthworm Sally, that genuinely had me smiling 😊

@XxČorūptèdWõlfxX i know, i upvoted it and smiled as i read it, possibly a work of genius, it certainly spread some happiness my way 😊

@XxČorūptèdWõlfxX you're welcome and thank YOU for brightening up my day, i especially enjoyed the barber line lol 😊

@XxČorūptèdWõlfxX do you know the band the moldy peaches? Check them out, i think you'd appreciate them. I'd especially suggest the songs Jorge Regula, who's got the crack?, and Anyone else but you. They have absurd lyrics but the music and singing is lovely. Let me know what you think of them

@aGirlHasNoName well.you certainly have no problem with expressing yourself. You describe your circumstances very eloquently. It sounds like you could really use antidepressants to stabilise your mood. Are you telling your husband how dark your feelings are? I think it would help if you did. Children can be fickle but that doesn't mean your son doesn't need you, of course he does. There isn't a quick fix for depression. I would recommend setting yourself small tasks each day, write a letter one day, mail it the next etc, it's a strategy I've used myself and it snowballs until you are active and productive again. Best wishes and good luck to you

@Xavier it was just a smiling emoji Xavi, nothing freaky lol

@Mike-JB who? Your mum? Don't i need to get her drunk first? Isn't that your preferred strategy? You'd get along well with Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson 😁

@Mike-JB in what way am i chasing her? By saying enjoy going out after lockdown? Or by telling her to ignore your ridiculous moralising?

@Miss-PotatoHead i just tried to follow you simply because of your name! Apparently you don't exist...bummer, you sound like fun

@XD7 aye, there's all sorts of freaks on here. Fortunately lots of cool ones i relate to

@Pepsigurl it gets better Peps. Do you have YouTube? Listen to "your heart is a muscle the size of your fist" That song saves me sometimes

@AllAboutGay oh for fucks sake AAG 😂 ass-less leather trousers aren't the answer to EVERYTHING! 😁

@pussykith keep that fire burning Paris!

@Masih I'm sorry but what a load of shit you spout. Change never comes about by inaction. Non violent direct action and political protest is absolutely the way forward. Why the fuck should we accept injustice and atrocities? Why shouldn't we feel anger and outrage? Your attitude is that of a sap or a cold blooded reptile. What gives you the right to be an apologist for a regime you admit yourself you know little about? Educate yourself

@Lazz but we can buy each other drinks in bars and go to shows together right? 😁 no diaper changing required, I'm not that niche 😂😂😂

@James-C-137 haha don't embarrass me lol. Ni tales to tell, back at work after lockdown and quite possibly in love, I'm definitely falling, she is awesome, we had a couple of dates before lockdown and have picked up where we left off, life is sweet

@James-C-137 lol James, you're slaying me with your compliments, stop! I'm extremely happy though, she is a diamond, her name is Carra, she's 18 years younger than me and stunning (she's a model, won several Miss Scotland type competitions) and for some crazy reason she likes me as much as i like her, we've already had the "shall we have a baby?" conversation, can't believe my luck James but I'll take it 😊😎