@Rompipalle said in What. What wouldve happened if Baby Jesus had been allowed to stay in a proper hotel?:

The 3 kings would've said 'rite guess u wnt be needing these then u spoilt litl scrub', and he wouldn't have smelled nice, or have any bling, so nobody would have listened to him. The Romans wouldn't have been scared of him so he'd end up at his mum's playing xbox and eating potato smileys with beans for the rest of his days.

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@Nejo That vid is particularly magical with the superimposed TWS snow.

id mess with them make them walk into catuses and a den of vipers XD

@Indrid-Cold I'll take Joseph please. Something about pregnancy kinda does it for me.

@Scottish Laughs. That's the best sum-up of Corbyn I ever did hear. If you sparayed Elmo gray, YES.

@Indrid-Cold said in If Father Christmas was dying, which celeb would you choose to take his place?:

@Scottish That moonwalk was pretty hypnotic -- YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM SNEAKING UP IF HIS FEET DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE GROUND. But the baby thing -- if you hold em lightly enough over a balcony, gradually evolution will make them resistant to gravity and they'll be able to fly.

I wouldn't write such things in a place like this... I mean gauging the conversational level of most topics here, some might believe you :yum: