You have bribed the Senate!


I’ve always believed myself stunningly gorgeous. Just my own superior perception of beauty. Confident, not arrogant in the slightest.

The heart of whoever's closest to the executioner.

@Janet "I could care less". No, you 'couldn't' care less. Anything being 'lit', 'peng' or of course 'woke'.

Yes, CEO of big chicken here. Oh wait none of you are invited. Bye.

Would you prefer to date a 16ft, extremely well proportioned, fairly handsome man who works hard but his favourite hobby is being rude to shopworkers and waitstaff and 1 in every 3 of his responses is extremely hostile or would you prefer to date a 5'2 man who resembles a beetle with the face of a bag of smashed crabs who is extremely charming and somewhat telepathic?

Also while you're here, on a first date would you rather have a) a 50p bar of euro shopper chocolate in a disused industrial estate or b) a bag of space raiders in a landfill site?

@kaia_ I think it refers more to having the humility to accept its transient nature and your relative insignificance, while appreciating how unique and peculiar it is as an experience. A well balanced worldview from a degree of detachment from your identity can allow you to better rationalise and weigh up multiple factors in situation assessment and allow you to better decide how to act and how to deal with things when they go wrong. They also give you openness to interpret and empathise with other peoples' behaviour, which naturally helps with relationships on all levels. Don't get me wrong, I have my own obsessions and goals but one of the keys to stopping them from interfering with my judgement or skewing my priorities in the bigger picture of my life is to accept they're absurd and in some cases slightly ridiculous, or at the least incredibly partial. This helps me form connections to others without imposing some extremely partial moral/behavioural standards on them. Then again I conflate seriousness with rigid principles, and with dogma a lack of universality. We might have different things in mind. Objectivity is easier in principle than practice. "Life is too important to ramble huge paragraphs at strangers" is probably the quote I needed.

I hate to say it but sometimes I worry you don't take this site very seriously.


NOBODY TOLD ME

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The tree made a fine photobomb attempt there.

Would you prefer to date a 16ft, extremely well proportioned, fairly handsome man who works hard but his favourite hobby is being rude to shopworkers and waitstaff and 1 in every 3 of his responses is extremely hostile or would you prefer to date a 5'2 man who resembles a beetle with the face of a bag of smashed crabs who is extremely charming and somewhat telepathic?

Also while you're here, on a first date would you rather have a) a 50p bar of euro shopper chocolate in a disused industrial estate or b) a bag of space raiders in a landfill site?

@ed909 Ye sorry about that. There really was a shocking amount of dust in that room though.

I was once spit roasting some hikers (in all senses of the term) over a fire when a small deer ran round the corner and kicked me between the legs. This is a fairly normal occurrence but just as I was about to serve the meal so to speak my best m8 returned from his widdle with a couple of officers so not only do I now have to share a cell with the witness (who likes to pull the look I had on my face to other inmates as revenge for the time I ate his pudding when he went to the toilet) but my shame has been immortalised in the soon to be old men of the village.

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