Best posts made by Rompipalle

You have bribed the Senate!


I’ve always believed myself stunningly gorgeous. Just my own superior perception of beauty. Confident, not arrogant in the slightest.

The heart of whoever's closest to the executioner.

@Janet "I could care less". No, you 'couldn't' care less. Anything being 'lit', 'peng' or of course 'woke'.

Yes, CEO of big chicken here. Oh wait none of you are invited. Bye.

Would you prefer to date a 16ft, extremely well proportioned, fairly handsome man who works hard but his favourite hobby is being rude to shopworkers and waitstaff and 1 in every 3 of his responses is extremely hostile or would you prefer to date a 5'2 man who resembles a beetle with the face of a bag of smashed crabs who is extremely charming and somewhat telepathic?

Also while you're here, on a first date would you rather have a) a 50p bar of euro shopper chocolate in a disused industrial estate or b) a bag of space raiders in a landfill site?

@kaia_ I think it refers more to having the humility to accept its transient nature and your relative insignificance, while appreciating how unique and peculiar it is as an experience. A well balanced worldview from a degree of detachment from your identity can allow you to better rationalise and weigh up multiple factors in situation assessment and allow you to better decide how to act and how to deal with things when they go wrong. They also give you openness to interpret and empathise with other peoples' behaviour, which naturally helps with relationships on all levels. Don't get me wrong, I have my own obsessions and goals but one of the keys to stopping them from interfering with my judgement or skewing my priorities in the bigger picture of my life is to accept they're absurd and in some cases slightly ridiculous, or at the least incredibly partial. This helps me form connections to others without imposing some extremely partial moral/behavioural standards on them. Then again I conflate seriousness with rigid principles, and with dogma a lack of universality. We might have different things in mind. Objectivity is easier in principle than practice. "Life is too important to ramble huge paragraphs at strangers" is probably the quote I needed.

NOBODY TOLD ME

mojama. ,

@Janet Great Grandad on his way to Gallipoli c.1915, colourised.

Regret? Inconceivable to those of us who do everything perfectly.

No cause my dad would close the portal back to the present.

@Jess Henry eh? obviously

He's called Brad Pitt for a reason.

Yes but also heaven

I often spend inordinate amounts of time looking at myself.