@Scottish Laughs. That's the best sum-up of Corbyn I ever did hear. If you sparayed Elmo gray, YES.

@Indrid-Cold said in If Father Christmas was dying, which celeb would you choose to take his place?: @Scottish That moonwalk was pretty hypnotic -- YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM SNEAKING UP IF HIS FEET DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE GROUND. But the baby thing -- if you hold em lightly enough over a balcony, gradually evolution will make them resistant to gravity and they'll be able to fly. I wouldn't write such things in a place like this... I mean gauging the conversational level of most topics here, some might believe you

@Matt_Aranha Mmm. Y learn something every day. I'd say, 'It can't be worse than U2's Spider-Man musical' -- but I've got a secret soft spot for that shhh.