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If Father Christmas was dying, which celeb would you choose to take his place?
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Friendly neighborhood gobshyne.
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@Indrid-Cold obviously it would have to be jack pumpkin the skellington king, he's dying for that gig. He just needs to brush up his technique after his last debacle so i would suggest he used simon Cowell and the dragon's den people as mentors
I'm not chasing anything, just jogging baby, what's your bag?
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@Indrid-Cold oh, your tags, that aussie comedian who does the songs lol, I'm so glad you know him, that song was playing in my head at work a couple of days ago randomly. I think my mind was insulating itself from the xmas songs on the radio, it knew i needed to hear about Rudolph getting kicked in the nuts instead 😊😊
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@Scottish I can see that. I quite like Cowell because he's blinky, and aloof, and incredulous. And if anything Jack Pumpkin would be better than Father Christmas because he's skinnier and enter yr house more easily.
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@Indrid-Cold plus jack is a lot more fun than Santa, i bet he comes more than once a year, snake hips lol. And also santa is a fucking paedo, bad choice of character for sneaking into children's bedrooms. It's like Gary glitter and rolf harris running a kindergarten, just noooooooooo! ( i would have said micheal jackson too but that tends to precipitate death threats)
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@Scottish :thinking_face: I dunno about whacko. I read a whole book once about the paedo case, but remember literally NOTHING about it; that suggests to me he was INNOCENT.
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@Indrid-Cold it suggests to me that he brainwashed you with his special moonwalk hypnosis. That's why rolf and gary got busted, their tunes and moves weren't slick enough, i mean rolf never had eddie van halen doing a wobble board solo, that was his downfall. My logic dictates that if you're not a paedo you don't pay someone a million dollars to shut the fuck up about you being a paedo. I dunno though, he nearly shook his baby to death that time and almost threw it from a balcony, he fucking hates kids 😁😁😁
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@Scottish That moonwalk was pretty hypnotic -- YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM SNEAKING UP IF HIS FEET DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE GROUND. But the baby thing -- if you hold em lightly enough over a balcony, gradually evolution will make them resistant to gravity and they'll be able to fly.
Friendly neighborhood gobshyne.
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@Indrid-Cold that's what i told social services, they were having none of my "failed experiment" story, obviously not fans of science
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@Scottish Mmm. You might get away with it if you play some sci-fi theremin musak in the background.
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@Indrid-Cold or if i got eddie van halen to play it! That would be the masterstroke 😁
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@Scottish Ye--ahhh: but not 'Jump' - that might confuse the baby's gyro.
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@Indrid-Cold actually laughing out loud Indrid, quality as usual from you 😁
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@Indrid-Cold said in If Father Christmas was dying, which celeb would you choose to take his place?:
@Scottish That moonwalk was pretty hypnotic -- YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM SNEAKING UP IF HIS FEET DON'T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE GROUND. But the baby thing -- if you hold em lightly enough over a balcony, gradually evolution will make them resistant to gravity and they'll be able to fly.
I wouldn't write such things in a place like this... I mean gauging the conversational level of most topics here, some might believe you :yum:
