@Pamela thankyou Pamela! And humble is the perfect word, exactly how i feel. You'll need to give me a heads up on my responsibilities if that's ok

@χανιєя this is normal Xavi, people come and go for all sorts of reasons. Many come back, i did. And there is a steady flow of weirdos and catfish. It's a microcosm of real life

Guys it's been fun and it's been interesting. But I'm finding it less so. Which means it's time for me to go..Thanks for the words, the thoughts, the laughs, all very much appreciated. Anyone who would like to stay in touch pm me and I'll give you my reddit user name or something. All the best, peace out 😊

@Ladydoall30 just had a hilarious WhatsApp convo with him
Me- hey fancy a fun hook up? Hit me up baby xxx
Him- what the fuck! Are you gay?
Me- you know you want me
Him- No.are you gay?
Me- but i thought you agreed with unwanted sexual approaches
Him- what do you want?
Me- i want you baby
Him-fuck you bro..asshole. fucking asshole
Me-you want me to fuck your asshole?
Him-creep send me your mother im gonna fuck her harder than you think.and also your sister

He's also removed his profile picture. I think i rattled him lol. Kept me amused for 5 minutes. Who's next luv? 😁😁😉

@sarah_the_magpie Most definitely a night owl, i suspect most of us on here are

@Bees for sure there are lots of universally beautiful things. I know everything is subjective but who isn't moved by sunsets, rainbows, mountains, stars etc? Nature is exquisite. I've never heard anyone say the moon looks shit tonight or i hate the way the sunlight sparkles on the ocean 😊

@sarah_the_magpie only in the same way donald trump is a human being, technically correct but a disgusting bad taste example 😁

@Happy_Pills well black and red seem to suit me. I've never worn it but i expect turquoise dungarees and a mustard yellow polo neck wouldn't put me in my best light. I mean jesus, if that's what makes you rock then you're struggling huh?! 😁

@Bela-Hella Bela you are a darlin' too 😊 This is fun!

1. Routine- just totally fucking out the window, the only things still in place are showering, shaving and brushing my teeth. I'm in lockdown with 9 colleagues so poker and drinking are through the roof 😁
2. I.am walking miles.each day but on remote isolated beaches with no humans just seals. They are experts at social distancing from humans so it's all cool
3. Trending vocab - coronasshole, same reasons you gave Bela
4. I'm stupid and can't upload music to here even though sarah the magpie tried to teach me but my playlist is
   The Police- don't stand so close to me
   Killing Joke- i am the virus
   Joy Division- isolation
   The Clash- lost in the supermarket
5. I predict no such baby boom, i predict a spate of domestic murders and divorces 😁
   @sarah_the_magpie @Matt_Aranha @DELICIOSA @Cupcake99 @mozy @Sky_Sunshine420 make us laugh and smile

@Lurker Lurker we both have filthy minds, that was my first thought too lol

@Indrid-Cold did you ever go to the malaap club on stokesCroft? Sadly long gone but i loved that place, you could have a meal, shoot some pool, watch a comedy show and rock out to a punk gig all in the same place on the same night. Took my first acid trip there when I was 16, that was interesting, I made friends with a giant black eagle haha, it was incredible how he fitted in the place with his 60 foot wingspan and even more incredible that he could telepathically communicate in English lol

@Indrid-Cold loving the fun lovin' criminals reference there D! And jealous of your Stewart lee autograph, fucking mad intense funny intelligent nutter that he is! The words curmudgeon and irony were invented just for him haha. Anyhow, good to see you're still around. All the best mate

@AllAboutGay wow ! You genuinely have that? Keep it in a safe place (up your bum maybe lol!) What an absolute hero he was, I think Alan and his team made WW2 two years shorter if I'm remembering my history accurately. It's absolutely disgusting how he was treated, like even AFTER he'd done that ffs! It's only really in the last decade here that he's been recognized for the amazing (gay) human being he was and had his good name exonerated. Fucking shameful stuff. Sending you fabulous gay love from Scotland (not gay myself (I know, get out! Haha) but I have 2 gay uncles, a gay cousin and a lesbian cousin (and that's just the ones I know about haha) so I feel qualified to speak lol. Been hanging out with gay guys since 1979 and I've yet to feel awkward about it

I find this zealous dogma very offensive and misplaced on a forum which not only is meant for everyone but also is populated by many people at a low ebb. This stinks, to me, having been through it in childhood courtesy of roman catholics, mormons and jehovah's witnesses, of the usual grooming and taking advantage of the vulnerable. If you feel you have dine such bad things you deserve to be punished, crucified, whatever, then fuck off and do it in private and ket the rest of us live our lives free from your guilt trips, indoctrination and exploitation. And before you wring your hands about how offensive i have been, remember that you are that offensive to me and it was you that brought it here

Will Kate Bush be on our side? Would it be advisable for her to run up that hill in these conditions? Will we get sectioned for starting a fight with someone else's imaginary friend? Will we be frowned upon for not having enough imagination to create our own imaginary friends? This is a fucking minefield man, i feel like I'm back in nam (cheltenham)

If the rescue involves yielding my shy fx records then my mate is doomed. Original nuttah 12 inch was 40 quid ffs! Besides, can one Uk Apache defeat a tribe of comanches? I recommend sending Y.M.C.A. in to negotiate

@Silly_Na oh my gosh, don't trust Janet! You have no idea how many turbo slayers disappear never to return, it's a dangerous business. Just kidding, Jan is fucking awesome. Wtf is a turbo slayer? And congrats on your first post, hopefully first of many, any issues, ask us mods, we'll keep you right

@TheMods I've mixed feelings about invisibility, if it's because you're an introvert you have my sympathy, if it's because you're a creep you don't. Makes sense, no?

@Vlad_21 you're welcome bro and you're worth it, rock on my man ✌

@Vlad_21 i fucking get you Vlad but I think we won't get fucked twice bro. Btw, good to see you're still around. Think I'm one of the few people that sees past your online persona to the top person you are. Hope all is well my man ✌