Congratulations mr.Laboratory you have succesfully made it into our 1st team 😍😍.. now go sit on the bench plz 😏. You don't respect your value enough my friend just like the lyrics writer of this song called " Creepin" I listened to lately from a gay called conor maynard let me copy some of the lyrics here : Somebody said they saw you
THE PERSON YOU WERE KISSING WASN'T ME
AND I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU!!!!!!!!!, I just kept it to myself
I DON'T WANNA KNOW, IF YOU'RE PLAYING ME
KEEP IT ON THE LOW
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you creeping, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know. DON'T ALLOW ANY GIRL ON EARTH NO MATTER HOW SEXY , NICE , RICH , BITCH , LOVELY , CUDDLY , HUBBLY BUBBLY , CUTE , MUTE ETC TO TREAT YOU AS AN EXPERIMENT AND SHORT TERM PROJECT AND PLAY WITH UR FEELINGS AND YOUR TAKE YOUR TIME AND MONEY . THE GIRL THAT WANTS YOU SHE CAN'T IMAGINE HER LIFE WITHOUT U SHE WON'T PUT U IN AN " OTHER OPTION ZONE " CZ IF YOU ARE NOT THE OPTION AND THE ZONE, THEN YOU DESERVE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND FEEL PAIN IN THE ARSE .
What's the CRAZIEST advice you've ever gotten??
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"Sleep with a book under your pillow a night before exam. :/ "
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Try to smell like the person you are attracted to.
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Not any advice but the stupid things which were told when I was small.
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Don't bang your head with someone's head, otherwise mad dog will bite you
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Don't tell lie otherwise black crow will bite you
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Don't shake your legs it causes economical damage
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Flickering of eyes tells something good or bad are going to happen (Eyes depend on gender)
Some superstitious which were told by parents and I follow
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Eat sweet curd before any good work.
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Never touch your feet to any girl
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Early morning is the best time to study
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@ragnar I wouldn't say they are crazy advice more like they are memorable:
- A friend in need… is a pain in the butt!
- If you don't want to get hit by a man, don't hit one
- Rules are meant to be broken
- It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission
- Do as I say, not as I do
- Don't half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing
- Don't make decisions without eating first
- Eat whatever you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat them too
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Well multiple times when I needed real advice people told me to kill myself :'D
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@im-a-bae i like the last ones 😂😂😂, you foodie
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welcomee back lil girly!!!!! We missed you bish
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@kimmy159 oh shit i need to use this one 😂
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@kimmy159 said in What's the CRAZIEST advice you've ever gotten??:
Fake it till you make it xD
Lmao is this the "quote" and "poetic" version of what I say?
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Don't stand while you drink.
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@sup im really not sure but it kinda make sense ya know
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Oh wait.....here it is:
8 Reasons You Should NEVER Drink Water While Standing
http://www.wellordie.com/health/dont-drink-water-while-standing/
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@sup now I understand why a lot of people told me not to drink water while standing 😂
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@im-a-bae @RAGNAR Happy to help :D
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@sup I ain't gonna let no website tell me what to do.
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''better u hold ur tumor at ur troath and u never sing again ! ''
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@LittleGirly003 drink & talk
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@ODIN lol that didn't work after 6th grade