I NEED FWIENDS-FUCK THIS LONGER TITLE REQUIREMENT

[Willow]

Five requirements:

1. You must be a chicken nug enthusiast
2. Gotta love all music, and that includes dubstep bishes.
3. CAPRISUNS ARE BETTER THAN KOOLAID
4. I am more than willing to give advice. And listen to ya probs. Because thats what friends do. However, if I ever need anything, I need to know that you have my back.
5. NO FUCKING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Fuck that.
   Otherwise, my pm’s are reopened, himme up
   

[Stranger_Danger]

Reptile has no friends.
Reptile is forever alone.

Once someone wanted to be his friend.
Reptile bit him in the ass.
He died.

THE END.

[BOOTS22]

I thought I was yo fwiend.

[US poet]

@willoww

You must be a chicken nug enthusiast
I appreciate them, but they make me fat.

Gotta love all music, and that includes dubstep bishes.
I listen to everything. I dare you to find something I hate. I'm sure it exists, but it has to be something you like.

CAPRISUNS ARE BETTER THAN KOOLAID
Both are inferior to whiskey.

I am more than willing to give advice. And listen to ya probs. Because thats what friends do. However, if I ever need anything, I need to know that you have my back.
Done.

NO FUCKING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Fuck that.
What if the benefit is unicorn pinata?

[Willow]

@boots22 youre not my friend.
Youre my family
Im letting go of the other bitches in my life. Just mah “fwiends” . If you are in ds fam, you get to stay. Otherwise, bye bye to the backstabbers

[DeadCatwoman]

Never heard about caprisuns nor koolaids but okay.

[Abby.83]

SIGN MEH UP

[football_m29]

@willoww I see how it Is, are your current friends not enough for you? Am I going to have to reapply for friend status???

[Violetttttt]

Can i re-apply? i need someone to talk to about ma stoooooopid teachers

sorrry another thing loook AT HOW CUTE ^^^^^^^^

[sarah]

@violetttttt I would say rant about your stupid teachers by creating a new topic

[jynextremist]

man, thats a demands too many, i give up

[Violetttttt]

@us-poet thanksss but it'd be the longest rant eveeerr

[Violetttttt]

@us-poet THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Violetttttt]

@sarah ah it would be sososoososososososos long and confusing

[Violetttttt]

oh btw willow literally everyone on dis site wants to be your friend XD

[US poet]

@violetttttt you're welcome to rant to me about anything.

[US poet]

@violetttttt my dm's are open and willing. Just stop by whenever.

[US poet]

@violetttttt you're welcome. Anytime.

[Willow]

@violetttttt oh mah gahhhhhh

[anup123]

@willoww said in I NEED FWIENDS-FUCK THIS LONGER TITLE REQUIREMENT:

Five requirements:

1. You must be a chicken nug enthusiast
2. Gotta love all music, and that includes dubstep bishes. - yeah, music is something which no one can hate.
3. CAPRISUNS ARE BETTER THAN KOOLAID - I had to google it to know.
4. I am more than willing to give advice. And listen to ya probs. Because thats what friends do. However, if I ever need anything, I need to know that you have my back. -And that's what friends do.
   U have to dare to listen to my bullshits when I get drunk....mostly this is the part where my friends get annoyed.
5. NO FUCKING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Fuck that. - done
   Otherwise, my pm’s are reopened, himme up