I’m back for a better one “what’s cookin’ good lookin’ , I smell bacon from whatcha shakin’ “
Send a funny pick-up line!
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@XxBabyBooxX kat is a bully, just ignore her
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@XxBabyBooxX ahah no ur fine
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@XX_Reivax_XX i’m not a bully :((
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@XxBabyBooxX wanna chat ?
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@XX_Reivax_XX youre like a cute little deer
and im FAWNing all over you :)
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@XX_Reivax_XX I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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@XX_Reivax_XX How do u get a hundred babies into a bucket
With a blender😂
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@James-C-137 im gonna take a guess. in school you were always last to be picked for games
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@XX_Reivax_XX my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in.
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@James-C-137 what's better than a baby in a trash bag? 40 babies in a trash bag.
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@mikeJB Ima take guess and say ur were the bully in school😂😂
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@XxBabyBooxX samir is I'd is Sam770
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@XxBabyBooxX what good about 21 year old's
THERES TWENTY OF EM 😂😂😂😂
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@mikeJB savage XD
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that dress looks good on you but itd look alot better on my floor
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Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
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I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
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Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
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One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
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Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
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Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
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Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
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The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
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I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
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I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
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Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
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I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
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I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
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Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
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Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
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Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
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Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
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When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
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Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
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I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
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Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for y
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