Pick up lines that made your heart skip a beat

[Witchslayer]

Best pick up lines ever heard or used?

[A Former User]

I fucking love blueberries!
I saw it on reddit r/tinder

[Scottish]

@Witchslayer GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! 😁😁

[wet teri]

I have your name tattooed on my.........
Sure I will prove it

[mikeJB]

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me.

[sarah_the_magpie]

@Witchslayer
ey bby, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

[Witchslayer]

@wet-teri hory sheet but i have heard that somewhere before

[Witchslayer]

@sarah_the_magpie pretty cheesy to be honest

[Witchslayer]

@mikeJB did it work?

[mikeJB]

@Witchslayer ill let you know :)

[wet teri]

The two words your and name tattooed on my penis.

Strangest one that did work when I wasn't trying to pick somebody up was girl I don't know why you sat down next to me but I have nothing that you want. She didn't leave for 8 months

[Equinox]

@Witchslayer Hey girl, you from Tennessee? Bc your teeth fucked up

[Equinox]

The fastest way to a woman's heart is a chainsaw to the ribcage...

[Witchslayer]

@Equinox lmao

[m y s t e r y]

What i usually do is push them up against the wall then put my hand around their neck and start to apply pressure. I tell them to open their mouth and aggressively spit into it. I then loudly shout " ARE YOU DOWN DOWN?".
Works pretty well most of the time.

[Equinox]

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?

[m y s t e r y]

@Equinox said in Pick up lines that made your heart skip a beat:

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?

don't knock it till you try it

[Equinox]

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y eh, valid