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Best pick up lines ever heard or used?
I fucking love blueberries!
I saw it on reddit r/tinder
@Witchslayer GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! 😁😁
I have your name tattooed on my.........
Sure I will prove it
Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me.
@Witchslayer
ey bby, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
@wet-teri hory sheet but i have heard that somewhere before
@sarah_the_magpie pretty cheesy to be honest
@mikeJB did it work?
@Witchslayer ill let you know :)
The two words your and name tattooed on my penis.
Strangest one that did work when I wasn't trying to pick somebody up was girl I don't know why you sat down next to me but I have nothing that you want. She didn't leave for 8 months
@Witchslayer Hey girl, you from Tennessee? Bc your teeth fucked up
The fastest way to a woman's heart is a chainsaw to the ribcage...
@Equinox lmao
What i usually do is push them up against the wall then put my hand around their neck and start to apply pressure. I tell them to open their mouth and aggressively spit into it. I then loudly shout " ARE YOU DOWN DOWN?".
Works pretty well most of the time.
@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?
@Equinox said in Pick up lines that made your heart skip a beat:
@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?
don't knock it till you try it
@m-y-s-t-e-r-y eh, valid