Send a funny pick-up line!

[Quatre]

@XX_Reivax_XX i’m not a bully :((

[zAdelinxD]

@XxBabyBooxX wanna chat ?

[mikeJB]

@XX_Reivax_XX youre like a cute little deer

and im FAWNing all over you :)

[Mickeyyyyy]

@XX_Reivax_XX I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

[James C-137]

@XX_Reivax_XX How do u get a hundred babies into a bucket

With a blender😂

[mikeJB]

@James-C-137 im gonna take a guess. in school you were always last to be picked for games

[pear5.0]

@XX_Reivax_XX my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in.

[Mello]

@James-C-137 what's better than a baby in a trash bag? 40 babies in a trash bag.

[James C-137]

@mikeJB Ima take guess and say ur were the bully in school😂😂
I didn't read the top i just saw make a dark joke so i did haha 😂😂

[S.A.M.I]

@XxBabyBooxX samir is I'd is Sam770

[James C-137]

@XxBabyBooxX what good about 21 year old's

THERES TWENTY OF EM 😂😂😂😂

[Xavier]

@mikeJB savage XD

[NOBXDY23]

that dress looks good on you but itd look alot better on my floor

[NOBXDY23]

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

2. I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

3. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

4. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

[NOBXDY23]

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

7. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

8. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

9. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

10. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

11. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

12. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

13. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

[NOBXDY23]

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

[NOBXDY23]

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.

[NOBXDY23]

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

19. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

20. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

21. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

22. Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.

23. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

24. Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

25. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

26. Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

27. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

28. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

29. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

30. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

31. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

32. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

33. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.

34. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

35. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for y

[NOBXDY23]

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

37. Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

38. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

39. Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

40. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

41. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

42. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

43. If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.

44. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

45. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

46. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

47. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

48. Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

49. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

50. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

51. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.

52. Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.

[NOBXDY23]

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

55. That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.

56. Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

57. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

58. Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

59. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

60. You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your ass.