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dearest Katie...im a 49 year old chap....i was born with wittyitus...a family trait...I know you don't know this yet...im a time traveller...those things people see in the sky...ufo etc...are future us doing tour guides...i fucked up and met you in the future...we got married and had 5 kids...my question is this...can you ever forgive me for dying 10 years into the relationship...I look back and see how broken hearted you were...but ill make it up to in the future...ill go back further and give you 20 years...we have to come to terms with this...it was the best years we ever lived...i shall go into the future again...I can't wait till the first time we met 4 years from now