Iβm back for a better one βwhatβs cookinβ good lookinβ , I smell bacon from whatcha shakinβ β
Send a funny pick-up line!
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@XxBabyBooxX wanna chat ?
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@XX_Reivax_XX youre like a cute little deer
and im FAWNing all over you :)
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@XX_Reivax_XX I was blinded by your beauty; Iβm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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@XX_Reivax_XX How do u get a hundred babies into a bucket
With a blenderπ
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@James-C-137 im gonna take a guess. in school you were always last to be picked for games
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@XX_Reivax_XX my love for you is like diarrhea, i just canβt hold it in.
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@James-C-137 what's better than a baby in a trash bag? 40 babies in a trash bag.
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@mikeJB Ima take guess and say ur were the bully in schoolππ
I didn't read the top i just saw make a dark joke so i did haha ππ -
@XxBabyBooxX samir is I'd is Sam770
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@XxBabyBooxX what good about 21 year old's
THERES TWENTY OF EM ππππ
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@mikeJB savage XD
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that dress looks good on you but itd look alot better on my floor
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Is your name winter? Because youβll be coming soon.
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I couldβve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping youβre a slut instead.
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Can you do telekinesis? Because youβve made a part of me move without even touching it.
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One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore β my face should be among them.
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Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
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Want to see if you can add βhas an awesome gag reflexβ to your resume?
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Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
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The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
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Iβm not into watching sunsets, but Iβd love to see you go down.
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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
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I donβt think I want your babies, but I wouldnβt mind refining my baby making technique with you.
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Letβs play carpenter. First weβll get hammered, then Iβll nail you.
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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
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If itβs true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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Are you a raisin? Because youβre raisin my dick.
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Iβd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
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Iβm a bird watcher and Iβm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
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Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
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Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
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Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
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Was your dad a baker? Because youβve got a nice set of buns.
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Are you a shark? Because Iβve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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I lost my keys⦠Can I check your pants?
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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
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When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
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Do you have a shovel? Because Iβm digging that ass.
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I hope you like dragons, because Iβll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
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Are you an archaeologist? Because Iβve got a bone for y
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because youβre hot.
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Do you work at Home Depot? Because youβre giving me wood.
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because Iβd love to tap that ass.
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Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
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You are so selfish. Youβre going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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Hi, Iβm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesnβt have to be.
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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If Iβm a pain in your assβ¦ We can just add more lubricant.
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Do you know your ABCβs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
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What has four legs and doesnβt have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
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Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because Iβm picturing you holding up my balls.
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because youβre making me hard.
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Iβm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
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Are you a farmer? Because youβve got some big, round, beautiful melons.
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Fuck me if Iβm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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Thatβs a beautiful smile, but itβd look even better if it was all you were wearing.
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Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride youβll always finish first.
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
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Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
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You can call me cake, because Iβll go straight to your ass.
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.
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I just popped a Viagra. So weβve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and Iβll owe you one.
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You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
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As long as I have a face, youβll have a place to sit.
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I may not go down in history, but Iβll go down on you.
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Remember my name, because youβll be screaming it later.
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Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
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Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
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You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
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Your place or mine? Tell you what? Iβll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I donβt need it after all.
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Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this dick.
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