• @Scottish That was awsome sounds really good


  • I watched a Caterpillar eat a dub of crack ....Just sucked it down


  • @Lindsey I met boxer Amir Khan in San Francisco California. At the time, I wasn’t really into boxing so I didn’t know who he was, but my friends did and they started talking to him and taking pictures with him and Amir Khan was totally fine with it. I refused to take a picture with him because I still didn’t know who he was until I told my friends at school that I met someone named Amir Khan. They turned animated and were like “NO WAY U MET AMIR KHAN?!?!?!” I said yah but they didn’t believe me, and I regretted not taking a picture with him ever since. After that encounter with him I started to watch boxing a little more, even a few of his fights and he was pretty good so at that point I really regretted refusing to take a picture with him. 😅😂


  • I met a lot of peoples in irl wich are musicans or wich are stars
    but it is because of my job so it's nothing wich is unbelivable
    peoples won't believe me i that i am still alive after my neck broke when i was 14 y old ~
    I mean it's hard to believe that i surrived it without many things being left exept a scar


  • @Lindsey That's a crazy story. I've heard that Andy Dick is supposed to be a total nutjob, so I think that you and your friend got lucky that he didn't try to do anything else to you 😁


  • @idek2019 said in What is something that actually happened to you but no one believes?:

    @Lindsey I met boxer Amir Khan in San Francisco California. At the time, I wasn’t really into boxing so I didn’t know who he was, but my friends did and they started talking to him and taking pictures with him and Amir Khan was totally fine with it. I refused to take a picture with him because I still didn’t know who he was until I told my friends at school that I met someone named Amir Khan. They turned animated and were like “NO WAY U MET AMIR KHAN?!?!?!” I said yah but they didn’t believe me, and I regretted not taking a picture with him ever since. After that encounter with him I started to watch boxing a little more, even a few of his fights and he was pretty good so at that point I really regretted refusing to take a picture with him. 😅😂

    Okay now that is a little uncanny! I've met several famous people for various reasons over the years but didn't think many of them were exciting enough to comment, reading your story though I thought it was a bit coincidental so I'm going to share this one. Not unbelievable but about the same person.

    We had a family friend who died of cancer many years ago. She was also a neighbour, and my mum used to childmind her youngest daughter. I used to help sometimes, and if my mum was somehow unavailable I'd maybe take her to school. Her elder sister was also at the same school, and when this elder sister was older she entered into a relationship for some years with one of Amir Khan's trainers (not his head trainer, before anybody asks). Sound guy. Through him Amir knew the family, and when our family friend passed away he came to pay his respects at the funeral with the rest of us.


  • Just today, my workmates ganged up on me three against one, because I told how I'd walked around THE Devizes White Horse. THERE IS NO WHITE HORSE AT DEVIZES, they say. But there is. I WALKED ACROSS HIS FACE LIKE A MAN WALKING ACROSS THE FACE OF A GOD.

    Not as impressive as the Andy Dick story, admittedly. I always felt sorry for that guy. He seems to work doubly as hard as his contemporaries like Tom Green and Gilbert Gottfired, yet they seem twice as famous. Nay justice.


  • Jesus christ how many gay bathroom stories does andy dick have?


  • @Matt_Aranha to continue the boxing theme about 5 years ago i cooked for Nigel Benn (I'm a chef, it wasn't a romantic date lol). Also for Patrick Kluivert's son when the dutch under 16 team were staying at the hotel. When i lived in Bristol it was quite normal to bump into members of massive attack in certain pubs and clubs. I also went to the same youth club as tricky and roni size. I believe they both help out financially as they learned their trade there. They'd be in the studio doing their production stuff, I'd be in the rehearsal room with my very bad thrash metal band (Blind Zippy lol)


  • @Scottish said in What is something that actually happened to you but no one believes?:

    When i lived in Bristol it was quite normal to bump into members of massive attack in certain pubs and clubs.

    Tell me about it. I used to see 3D so often that I kept a single of Unfinished Sympathy in my coat, and got him to sign it.

    Impressed that Roni Size went to a youth club, tho. That must've been one cacophonous youth club. :astonished_face:


  • @Indrid-Cold that would have been 10 or 12 years before reprazent happened Indrid, don't think jungle had even happened at that point. Onky was on nodding terms with him though and tricky just used to scowl at everyone. Good days though


  • @Scottish NICE. I always just picture Tricky with a massive plume of smoke coming out of his mouth ala that album cover. That's the way to live.


  • @Lindsey Met David ( fringing ) Bowie ....Underage thrown out of the Club Montreal,umm why I was in there underage a whole different story. So now outside on a side street behind the Club trying to stay warm and bumming smokes , yeah bad but very short-lived habit when out the side door DAVID FRIGING BOWIE walks out, I didn't recognize him at first just asked to bum a smoke he flips out half a pack and said " Here ya go Luv" I been saying " Luv " ever since. I looked up as he spoke and all I could say was " It's It's you, oh wow" He looked back at his friend and told him, give her a few and back at me and said" find a warm place Luv" they walked on I looked at what was pressed in my hand. $50 and a pass to the recording studio down the road where He was recording.
    Did I go? No people, I sold the pass it was hard times at the time. Today looking back .........................I should of went.


  • @Ladydoall30 fucking hell luv, i am so jealous! When was this? Just wondering what album he would have been recording. Damn, that one takes some topping!


  • @Matt_Aranha wow cool 👍🏻 Not the funeral part 😅 but u know what I mean 🤣


  • My teacher molested me last year for two months and I couldn't tell anyone about it. I was afraid If my mom knows she would think I am the one who has done something wrong while I was like always quiet and shy and I think that's why he chose me. ughhhhhhhh when I think about it I feel terrible. I even didn't go to school for 2 weeks because I was afraid to see him. everyone thinks I have seduced him or something but I HAVEN'T. he is sick. Isn't he???


  • @pardis2001 oh Jesus Pardis, this is truly awful. My heart goes out to you. Do you feel strong enough to call him out to authority? I'm guessing not. That's ok, you deal with it in a manner that works for you. The reptile will trip himself up and get what's coming to him. You just concentrate on keeping yourself together. Again, my heart goes out, i feel anguish reading that, god knows what you are going through but i hear you and many others here will also. All strength to you


  • @Indrid-Cold haha, Bristol styly, that first tricky album is seminal, came out when i was 19 and stayed on the turntable for a couple of months, I'd never heard anything like it, still sounds fresh and current today. Also, he did a Public Enemy cut better than they did it themselves, how can that even be possible? Plus i love that a council estate rat from brizzle had a scene with Bjork, anything is possible my man!!!


  • @Scottish yeah well surely I can't go to anyone. The only thing I did was not going to school for the last two weeks of year and then I just had final exams and didn't see him. I never thought he wanted to do something like that. he is a famous teacher in his job and MARRIED!! It's awful when I remember he called me by a nickname in class which I knew what meant and was always staring at me when everyones head was down on book. He had even got close to my mom as a dedicated and kind teacher so my mom always defends him. He earned my mom's trust so If I was sad she would tell him to talk to me and come over!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! I thought he is just friendly u know I never doubted his motions at first when he talked about my hair or me not having a boyfriend and even he questioned my relationship with my parents and how much I'm close to them AND IF IS THERE ANYBODY HOME!! Oh God I'm gonna cry now. It's too much. i'm such an idiot. I trusted him. How could I. I'm a fool


  • @pardis2001 heyy follow me