I joined up because I'm just a dude who loves banter and shooting the shit with awesome people ✌️ Of course, making new friends is fun too.

What's your reason for joining? I want to throw this question out there for y'all to answer 😊

@sarah_the_magpie Agreed. Whatever you guys come up with, I'll be one hundred percent on board ✌️

@sarah_the_magpie I'm called NathanOnFire because I'm literally on fire. Please help me 🔥🔥 I'm dying 🔥🔥

Because this site doesn't have an open bar (and I only joined this site for the drinks, obviously), I've decided to open up my own bar. Everybody is welcome!

So here we go! My name is Nate and I'll be your bartender for today. Here's the menu for ya, buddy. What's your pick?

🍺 - Beer
🥃 - Whiskey on the rocks
🍷 - Red wine
🍾 - Sparkling wine (for the fancy folks)
🍸 - Martini
🍹 - Rum cocktail
🥛 - Milk (for designated drivers and PUSSIES)

This looks like a mighty fine site to use to meet new people. So, here goes nothing:

I'm Nate, 24 years old, from the United States. I'm a lonely guy and I'm looking for a chance to have a nice chat with someone. I like talking about music, science, history, literature, memes, essentially everything 😁 But I don't judge others based on their interests, we can talk about whatever you're into. If you're a cool person, I can even talk about knitting. I'll gladly take one for the team.

Not really into sexting, so let's avoid that. I'm just looking for some sweet human connection.

So... I don't really know what else to add :) Let's see how this goes!

@sarah_the_magpie I've always been an early bird, I love waking up early in the morning 🤙
Which kind of a bird are you Sarah? You didn't tell us 😁

Alright, finally some customers. Time to dish out some drinks!

🥛🥛 Two milks, one for @TagUjjwal and one for @pardis2001!
🥤 One vodka for @Silhouette!
🥃 One bourbon for @mikeJB!

@widdle_noodle33 Thank you for posting this. I feel so blessed right now

@Scottish I would like them to play Band of Horses "The Funeral". It's a great song with a fitting title 🙃

Also I would like to have a viking funeral. No burial, no cremation, just put me on a burning ship and push me down the river.

@Ladydoall30 Screw it, I'll drop him a line. I'm willing to take one for the team ✌️

@sarah_the_magpie Hope everything goes well for you Sarah 😀

I'm using this opportunity to say that I'm gonna leave this site too, coz I'm not having much fun here. Peace out ✌️

@Nibba_Nibby Yo, you sound like an asshole bro. Sarah was way cooler than you. As I said in my previous comment to you, go fuck yourself bro. I don't care if y'all don't like my choice of words or if I'm pissing someone off, I'm angry AF right now. If you've got some shit to say to me in return, PM me bro and we can take it from there. I don't tolerate bullies, never have and never will.

@Nibba_Nibby Hey. You made Sarah leave. Go fuck yourself bro.

@WtfPoutindith From my ass 🥰

@Sweet-Skylines86 Oh man this deportation stuff is bullshit. Sorry to see you go, you're cool AF

@idiotic_pigeon You sound cool, I hope you have a great time here ✌️

@Sweet-Skylines86 Hell yeah, CST is the best time zone. Let's get all CST people to this thread and throw a mean party 🤘🤘

@x-x-Ava-May-x-x Today, I woke up thinking "MAN I could go for a bagel right about now."

@Thales_BG Yoooo this is a lot of text 😁

All jokes aside, I agree with what you said. I hate people who think they have the right to tell others how they should live their lives. It's bullshit, bro. You'd have to be a literal saint to judge other people, and random strangers on the Internet ain't saints. Far from it. Live and let live ✌️

@WtfPoutindith

1. I'd want to start all over again. Hell yes, no more screwing up.
2. I want to give birth to octuplets. I want to be a mother. Men can have children, right? Please say yes.
3. The second choice 😏
4. Deepest secrets probably. Nudes are cool but they get boring after a while. Secrets are never boring 🙃