Whoa, this is what I get for taking a break during the happy hour. Orders piling up! I'm not punching the clock yet, time to serve some rounds!

🥃 One Jameson for @Lindsey! I love your rule, but since I'm on the job I can only take a shot of water with you :/
🍸 One vir-gin and tonic for @m-y-s-t-e-r-y ! I had to serve it in a martini glass, you can just take the olive out.
🍇🍺 I don't have any grape cider, but I crushed some grapes into a pint of beer. Close enough, @Dd8? 😁
🍷🍷 Two glasses of red wine, one for @ElHuerto and one for his imaginary lady!
🥛 One shot of milk for @sarah_the_magpie! Nothing to be ashamed of!
🥃 One whiskey for @Sup! And sure, I'll work extra for a tip! Here's the first joke that came to my mind: a couple of feminists asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the right answer.