Burgers are overrated
Welcome to the Unofficial Bar of TWS!
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Because this site doesn't have an open bar (and I only joined this site for the drinks, obviously), I've decided to open up my own bar. Everybody is welcome!
So here we go! My name is Nate and I'll be your bartender for today. Here's the menu for ya, buddy. What's your pick?
🍺 - Beer
🥃 - Whiskey on the rocks
🍷 - Red wine
🍾 - Sparkling wine (for the fancy folks)
🍸 - Martini
🍹 - Rum cocktail
🥛 - Milk (for designated drivers and PUSSIES) -
@NathanOnFire milk
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@NathanOnFire Do you have any vodka?
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milk!!!!
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no bourban?
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Alright, finally some customers. Time to dish out some drinks!
🥛🥛 Two milks, one for @TagUjjwal and one for @pardis2001!
🥤 One vodka for @Silhouette!
🥃 One bourbon for @mikeJB! -
I'll have 🥃 - Jameson served neat, but I have a rule. I don't drink alone, so what re you drinking with me?
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Can I get a vir-gin and tonic?
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@NathanOnFire Do you have any grape cider? :P
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@Silhouette Martini is vodka
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@Gemini_Beta said in Welcome to the Unofficial Bar of TWS!:
@Silhouette Martini is vodka
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@m-y-s-t-e-r-y I'm not sure why I was tagged for this. But I do love your panic signature tho! 😍
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@Gemini_Beta said in Welcome to the Unofficial Bar of TWS!:
@Silhouette Martini is vodka
Sorry, but Martini is vermouth. Unless you mean the cocktail, which is gin and vermouth.
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@Matt_Aranha vodka martini
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is an upvote considered a tip , lol?
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@NathanOnFire
I hope the bar is not yet closed... in which case, I would like to order Red Wine for me and my imaginary lady! -
@NathanOnFire
yo, give me a shot of milk. i'm not ashamed of being a PUSSY -
Whiskey and a couple of sexist jokes from the bartender so he gets a tip!
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Whoa, this is what I get for taking a break during the happy hour. Orders piling up! I'm not punching the clock yet, time to serve some rounds!
🥃 One Jameson for @Lindsey! I love your rule, but since I'm on the job I can only take a shot of water with you :/
🍸 One vir-gin and tonic for @m-y-s-t-e-r-y ! I had to serve it in a martini glass, you can just take the olive out.
🍇🍺 I don't have any grape cider, but I crushed some grapes into a pint of beer. Close enough, @Dd8? 😁
🍷🍷 Two glasses of red wine, one for @ElHuerto and one for his imaginary lady!
🥛 One shot of milk for @sarah_the_magpie! Nothing to be ashamed of!
🥃 One whiskey for @Sup! And sure, I'll work extra for a tip! Here's the first joke that came to my mind: a couple of feminists asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the right answer.