Best posts made by NathanOnFire

I joined up because I'm just a dude who loves banter and shooting the shit with awesome people ✌️ Of course, making new friends is fun too.

What's your reason for joining? I want to throw this question out there for y'all to answer 😊

@sarah_the_magpie Agreed. Whatever you guys come up with, I'll be one hundred percent on board ✌️

@sarah_the_magpie I'm called NathanOnFire because I'm literally on fire. Please help me 🔥🔥 I'm dying 🔥🔥

Because this site doesn't have an open bar (and I only joined this site for the drinks, obviously), I've decided to open up my own bar. Everybody is welcome!

So here we go! My name is Nate and I'll be your bartender for today. Here's the menu for ya, buddy. What's your pick?

🍺 - Beer
🥃 - Whiskey on the rocks
🍷 - Red wine
🍾 - Sparkling wine (for the fancy folks)
🍸 - Martini
🍹 - Rum cocktail
🥛 - Milk (for designated drivers and PUSSIES)

This looks like a mighty fine site to use to meet new people. So, here goes nothing:

I'm Nate, 24 years old, from the United States. I'm a lonely guy and I'm looking for a chance to have a nice chat with someone. I like talking about music, science, history, literature, memes, essentially everything 😁 But I don't judge others based on their interests, we can talk about whatever you're into. If you're a cool person, I can even talk about knitting. I'll gladly take one for the team.

Not really into sexting, so let's avoid that. I'm just looking for some sweet human connection.

So... I don't really know what else to add :) Let's see how this goes!

@sarah_the_magpie I've always been an early bird, I love waking up early in the morning 🤙
Which kind of a bird are you Sarah? You didn't tell us 😁

Alright, finally some customers. Time to dish out some drinks!

🥛🥛 Two milks, one for @TagUjjwal and one for @pardis2001!
🥤 One vodka for @Silhouette!
🥃 One bourbon for @mikeJB!

@widdle_noodle33 Thank you for posting this. I feel so blessed right now

@Scottish I would like them to play Band of Horses "The Funeral". It's a great song with a fitting title 🙃

Also I would like to have a viking funeral. No burial, no cremation, just put me on a burning ship and push me down the river.

@Ladydoall30 Screw it, I'll drop him a line. I'm willing to take one for the team ✌️

@mikeJB Oh yeah? Bro, you're such of a nice guy, you're SO invited to my future birthday party! We can slap our dicks together all night if that's what you're into xoxo 😚

Whoa, this is what I get for taking a break during the happy hour. Orders piling up! I'm not punching the clock yet, time to serve some rounds!

🥃 One Jameson for @Lindsey! I love your rule, but since I'm on the job I can only take a shot of water with you :/
🍸 One vir-gin and tonic for @m-y-s-t-e-r-y ! I had to serve it in a martini glass, you can just take the olive out.
🍇🍺 I don't have any grape cider, but I crushed some grapes into a pint of beer. Close enough, @Dd8? 😁
🍷🍷 Two glasses of red wine, one for @ElHuerto and one for his imaginary lady!
🥛 One shot of milk for @sarah_the_magpie! Nothing to be ashamed of!
🥃 One whiskey for @Sup! And sure, I'll work extra for a tip! Here's the first joke that came to my mind: a couple of feminists asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the right answer.

@Ash-33 My vote goes to howdy.

@Nibba_Nibby Yo, you sound like an asshole bro. Sarah was way cooler than you. As I said in my previous comment to you, go fuck yourself bro. I don't care if y'all don't like my choice of words or if I'm pissing someone off, I'm angry AF right now. If you've got some shit to say to me in return, PM me bro and we can take it from there. I don't tolerate bullies, never have and never will.

@sazz I would panic, women are dangerous in large groups

@Jessssss Finally, some action! I choose my trusty pink dildo gun as my weapon. It will show no mercy to my enemies

@Thales_BG Yoooo this is a lot of text 😁

All jokes aside, I agree with what you said. I hate people who think they have the right to tell others how they should live their lives. It's bullshit, bro. You'd have to be a literal saint to judge other people, and random strangers on the Internet ain't saints. Far from it. Live and let live ✌️

@NessaSnaps Boobs and butts are cool, but girls with big brains are the best

@Indrid-Cold I agree. I always carry around a few knitting needles in my back pocket, just to deter those pesky ninjas.

@DELICIOSA I feel your pain 😁 I mean whoa, the guys here are THIRSTY.