Hey all, Thought I'd post something a little light hearted.
My true story that no one believes takes place in 2014 at The Velvet Margarita Cantina in Hollywood. It was Toxic Tuesdays and I was there with a group of friends to celebrate one of our friends birthday. So were having drinks and shooting the shit and all random Andy Dick walks in and close behind him is some guy, and I don't know if Andy Dick was drunk or high, but he was being extra and his friend looked annoyed. It seemed like he was following Andy trying to keep him from getting into trouble.
Anyway as we're walking in from the patio Andy Dick notices my friend, the birthday boy, Andy touches his own chest and says "Well well, who's this.?" my friend ignores Andy and continues inside as Andy's friend motions for Andy to continue walking. But at this point Andy is staring at my friend with a mesmerized smile on his face. Anyway, we go inside and get more drinks.
FAST FORWARD to a few drinks later and my bladder is about to explode and there is a line for the women's restroom. I tell the birthday boy I cant hold it and if he could go with me into the mens restroom, which he agrees. well we go into the mens room and who should be in there? Andy Dick, and he's without his friend. Andy makes a wise crack at me for using the mens room and as im walking past him to get to the toilet he ever so casually grouped my friend, but he did it in a way that was like playful and funny but then it turned sexual. My friend pushes Andy away and tells him to back off, thats when Andy's friend walks in and escorts him. He tells him its time to go. We didn't see Andy Dick after we got out of the restroom, BUT the following day we find out that Andy's night didn't end their. He ended up getting arrested for stealing some guys necklace off Hollywood Blvd.
Ive told this story to friends that weren't their that night and they've found it hard to believe. But the birthday boy and our other friends can tell you it really happened.
here's a link to the report of Andy Dick getting arrested for theft
Comedian Andy Dick Arrest In Alleged Theft
SO whats your something that actually happened to you but no one believes?