It not much but offertory feels so delightful eh.
What's the best way to dispose of a body?
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With only 1 hour, you're facing a lot of issues in disposing of a body. Your best bet is build a super hot fire and burn it. If you had more time, you could heat a lye solution up to 300F and using an oil drum or something, and the body would dissolve, bone and all in about 3 hours (a common tactic Mexican drug gangs use)...
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@sarah_the_magpie
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I live in Louisiana around here we have alligators bayous and swamps. Lots of snapping turtles, snakes and bears.
The body would have to resurrect itself and make it's appearance known because there are places that no one of sound mind and body are going to go looking for a dead person. -
Hungry pigs.
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I would throw a BYOB party to my annoying neighbors :D
No, a feast actually. Unlimited food supply with "specially imported" meat. Have as much as you want! -
@sarah_the_magpie hey check khashoggi! Great tutorial !
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Hydrofluoric acid
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Hmm. Great topic. Luckily, I live very near some secluded woods and / or rivers.
But if I wasn't at home? I 'd just drag the body out into the road, then when plod comes knockin, I'd rely on my acting skills. This is what my face would look like:
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@sarah_the_magpie A corpse ? it's easy to do it away in one hour without leaving any points of it was you who murdered (laugh) when u have the right methods , beside burning it might be a good way to do it to the forrest if you need to take it away in 1 hour just sit down and wait till the wild pigs come up and eat it :P they eat everything, bones, hairs, skin, eyes, everything there will nothing being left~
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@sarah_the_magpie This is a sick question to ask. Shame on you.
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Didn't you ask a similar question a few weeks back? Or was it someone else.
Anyways, I don't think being helpful is the right thing to do when somebody asks such a question :smiling_imp:
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@Silhouette once again dude... You are overreacting. You clicked in this post which has a obvious comedic vibe to it, and made sure to leave a not so chill comment. Dude .. you need to learn how to chill bruh.
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@sarah_the_magpie Give it to me, I'm an expert at taking care of situations like these.
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summon the sparrows from heaven and sit back and watch the devouring
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- Burn the hair completly off. 2. Pull the teeth out with some plyers. 3. Grind them into a dust and disolve in some water. 4. Put the water down a drain and clean the drain so cops cant find DNA. 5. Cut the body into medium or if nesesary smaller bits. 6. Grind the bits into a meat grinder and package them in vacume sealed bags. 7. Sell to a Butcher maybe an hour or two away from where you live incase. 8. Clean all evidence and clean everything that you can so no DNA of you or the body is left behind and maybe get a friends peice of hair and put it at the scene so the police suspect them more than you. My uh..... friend says it worked like a charm and takes an hour tops if youre fast. If youre slow then itll probable take a half hour id s- i mean he said. I wish your friend luck :)
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hi i am 21y old guy and i wanna meet you
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@David-Yadav Sir........ This... God this is about disposing of a body and you wanna meet her? A bit creepy too in my opinion but okay.
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@sarah_the_magpie
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@mikeJB I'm sure I've seen some Heaven Sparrows in Waitrose car park.