@liliputian1 I would have to hold a memorial service for my erotic novels because there’s no way I’m keeping the hard copies around my house lol.
SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED
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You just ded ass got turned into a monkey. The only way to get turned back into a human is to make family or friends know its you
HOW TF YOU CHANGING BACK?
id do the one thing only I do... Look my Moma ded in the eyes then flop on the ground. They'd know it could only be meh
TELL MEH YOUR STORY!
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@Abby-83 I would dance around the shops and the streets, that way they ould know for sure it was me
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@Lurker
But girls don't say anything to u coz they can't figure out ur intentions
enjoy lurking !! xD
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@Abby-83 imma be on my phone whole dam day
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@Abby-83
When I was just a baby boy my momma says.
"Swapu kavda?" (means "how much big is swapu(my 1st nickname)")
Then I do a hand sign .. (I can't explain it into words).
But if I do they she will think this monkey is like my son
.btw
Y I became human again? XD
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@Lurker Yeah they’ll be looking at you (the monkey) and going “AWWWW ITS A CUTE MONKEY” but little do they know
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@ODIN that's one way for them to know
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I would creep/peak at girls getting changed and ppl would realize it's my pervy ass in that monkey
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@Abby-83 said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Durwin you do that all the time? Lmao
One of my kids used to walk on the other side of the road because of it
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@Ash-driller-33
DAMN! I WANNA BECOME A MONKEY
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@Lurker Ooooh I see
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@Katherinee
Damn, I was really born in the wrong body, is that how monkeys are treated?
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@Lurker said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Katherinee
Damn, I was really born in the wrong body, is that how monkeys are treated?
That’s how women treat monkeys
Feel like i would get slapped if I did that in my human form xD
Yeah Probably
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@Abby-83 WELL, my friend is gifting me a Shawn Mendes phone case, soooo I’ll just kiss the phone case and everyone’s gonna know it’s me
I feel like the entire country probably knows that I stalk Shawn Mendes
AND STFUUUUU I DO NOT HATE YOU (referring to the tag)
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@IM-NOT-HORN very natural
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@Durwin you do that all the time? Lmao
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@Ash-driller-33
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"its me mom"
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@Durwin
Shaun's child : "daddy u making this awkward" -
@Katherinee said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Lurker said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Katherinee
Damn, I was really born in the wrong body, is that how monkeys are treated?
That’s how women treat monkeys
Feel like i would get slapped if I did that in my human form xD
Yeah Probably
Gotta keep working on my smooth approach
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@Lurker said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Katherinee said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Lurker said in SO WHAT IF THIS SHIT HAPPENED:
@Katherinee
Damn, I was really born in the wrong body, is that how monkeys are treated?
That’s how women treat monkeys
Feel like i would get slapped if I did that in my human form xD
Yeah Probably
Gotta keep working on my smooth approach
Don’t give up!