I thought you said noodles. But doodles will do too.

I think it's the government hiding something from us

Can you draw Putin making out with Trump while Kim Jong-un watches them from the background?

People who are telling the truth may be lying.

@wet-teri Psychopaths don't necessarily take pleasure in being evil, they just don't feel empathy for other people and therefore don't mind hurting others for their own gain. Also, it's interesting to note that about 1% of the population are psychopaths, but about 4% of leaders and CEOs of companies are psychopaths according to Jon Ronson. They can be very dangerous, but also very charming and you often don't suspect that there is something wrong with them, because they are better at lying.

When I think of something funny, but don't say it, because I'm not a very talkative person, but then someone says the same thing I thought of and everyone laughs

I don't have a problem with not using it, but technology and the internet in particular is just so damn convenient, that I don't see a good reason not to use it.

1. Run away as fast as I can
2. Hope they don't get angry with me
3. If they do, apologize

It means that you are fucking retarded