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Anyone with dark humour here?

Rushi_B last edited by

Tell me the best dark jokes you have ever heard.
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Indrid Cold last edited by

Oldie but goldie:
Q: Why did 9/11 happen? A: Someone left the landing light on.
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Scottish last edited by @Rushi_B

@Rushi_B What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic. Sorry but you asked!
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sarah_the_magpie One Woman Army Sarah's Fan Club last edited by @Rushi_B

@Rushi_B
why is it when someone donates a kidney they're called a hero, but when i donate seven kidneys i'm arrested and banned from the morgue???
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Scottish last edited by @sarah_the_magpie

@sarah_the_magpie lol Sarah im stealing that one
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