What's your best dark humor joke?
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Tell me your best dark humor joke/meme
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@Scottish an Englishman an American and a turkishman on a ship, it starts sinking, the Englishman shouts 'get the children to the lifeboats first", the American replies "fuck the children ", the turk says "is there time?"
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@SinlessDragon A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a ba. He sits down and orders a drink
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@Scottish Name one similarity between a kid with a cancer and dark humor? They never get old
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A doctor tells a man, "You only have three weeks to live." The man says, "Are you challenging me?" and commits suicide.
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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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@SinlessDragon After work, I volunteer to help blind children.
Btw – verb, not adjective.
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What's the best way to kill someone in their sleep?
Slit their throat with a hunting knife and watch them drown in their own blood.
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Two men walk into a bar. The first orders a scotch and soda. The second remembers something terrible from his past, and the pain doubles him over. He falls to the ground and keeps falling, through the earth. He plummets further and further down into the earth. He reaches up to the first man, but does not call for help. They are not that close.
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@heyandrea that's dark
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@SinlessDragon disclaimer- this was told to me by a woman and I'm no homophobe, so...
Q. How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
A. Shit up her cunt
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@Scottish
lol thanks for the disclaimer
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@Scottish
we all are friends here, 
except for Sharon
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@Scottish
I've got a couple of those for yoy
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@SinlessDragon what's the difference between a clever midget and an std? The first one's a cunning runt...
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@Scottish
almost shat myself
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@SinlessDragon haha
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@SinlessDragon a Josef fritzel joke? Nice lol
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@SinlessDragon no apology necessary, I'm a big fan too
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@Lazz at least you're only a psychopath and not a paedophile Lazz, it's important to be on the right side of the fence
