tell me your best joke

[Jackson1]

what is your best joke

[Jackson1]

what is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms.....
one is a good year and one is a great year!!

[Tag]

Religion

[Jackson1]

clever, depends on who telling thatbjoke

[iiBabyGirl]

The mirror

[insane inside]

Why did god invent the vagina?
To take the cum from the bedroom to the toilet

(It’s funny cause it true )

[davitchen]

There was a jewish just about to get executed with a gun against his head.
A Nazi general claimed to have a glass fake eye and a real one, so he asked the jew if he could guess which one was the human eye - If he guessed, his life would be spared.

The jewish, without raising his head, finally said: "If you had anything human, essencially a human eye, you wouldn't be killing me. You would be looking after your familly during the war."

The general spared his life, not because he was unhuman, but because both of his eyes were made of glass.

The executions stopped and Germany lost the war.

I know it's an exquisite joke, but one of my favourites, cause it has so many hidden meanings eheheh

[mikeJB]

Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, he sees a pile of parachutes , grabs one, and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are still 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA just took my backpack."

[davitchen]

@mikeJB That's a very good one! I actually had a higher laughter than the Trump's fall