@Willow said in I need a daddy-Please send help:
So shoutout to all the peeps looking for noods. I am now selling @football_m30 and @ObviouslyLucifer ‘s noods for 5$ each.
You don't have them!!!
LUCIFER HAS A SMOL DICC
Its not as big as @WtfJudith 's 3km or Your 13 incher, but its big enough!!!!
@Willow said in What do you think about them?:
@DIV Well OBVIOUSLY I like the guy. Hell. He has been my best friend for two years. Cant escape hime even if I try. (Which is kind of creepy if you really think about it)
Thou shan't escape thy devil!
When I need a good meme, he is there. (Except he shares too many god damn superhero memes.
Superheroes tell us we can be better than who we are!
They give us hope, that no matter how bad things get, you can always find a way.
But most importantly they teach us, no matter how many times you get put down, you always have to find a reason get back up, because the only thing standing in between our lives and oblivion is our faith that we can be better.
@Willow said in GUESS WHO'S BACK PEOPLEE:
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@ObviouslyLucifer LUCIIIIII ZOOBIE BOOBIE HURT MY FEELINGS
shoves my microphone up Zoob’s ass
Welcome Back!!
And we shall summon Admiral General @WtfJudith to look into that matter!
@Div said in Be the change you want to see!:
(yes, @ObviouslyLucifer im taking your position )
Please take over..
@sup said in Inviting applications for the post of Global Moderator III:
Dont act like a coward and let them read.
THE ADMIN CHOOSES THE MODS BEFOREHAND...ELECTIONS ARE FICTITIOUS. Dm him and you might just get lucky.....btw...all the mods know this
Mods are never chosen before hand, and you know it.
There was a time when current mods used to recommend names and then admin would choose the people he thought were capable of the responsibility.
For the last 3 terms, people have applied and mods have been elected by people for themselves.
The only people who think this system doesn't work are
As for you @sup you were gone for a long time and you have never seen either of the elections in action, so I implore you to give this system a chance instead of making conspiracy theories about it right away.
If anyone has any problem regarding the process @Global-Moderators will always be happy to help you out.
@Indrid-Cold said in I AM A HUMAN BEING CAPABLE OF DOING TERRIBLE THINGS:
And a little devil on my right shoulder
Too heavy to fit on the shoulder!!
@IM-NOT-HÓRNY said in I AM A HUMAN BEING CAPABLE OF DOING TERRIBLE THINGS:
Aren’t we all.
Capable of becoming the devil itself.
It would be a good thing!
Be the devil!!
@briankaranja said in Can anybody justify the 7 deadly sins? I'd like to see you try...:
At the beginning all I would like to say is, keep an open mind, and remember that the world is not all unicorns and rainbows.
Here it goes...
Lust
Lust is the desire to experience physical, sensual pleasures (not just those which are séxual). The desire for physical pleasures is considered sinful because it causes us to ignore more important spiritual needs or commandments.
Condemning lust and physical pleasure is part of religion's general effort to promote the afterlife over this life and what it has to offer. It helps lock people into the view that séx and séxuality exist only for procreation, not for love or even just the pleasure of the acts themselves.
Séx is an important aspects of any healthy relationship (excluding the aséxual people here). One of the major reason why most long distance relationships don't last is the lack of touch.
The popularity of lust as a sin can be attested by the fact that more gets written in condemnation of it than for almost any other sin. It's also one of the only Seven Deadly Sins that people continue to regard as sinful.
Lust also acts more deadly for women than men, Donald Trump can say "Grab them by the stuff" or Bill Clinton can have an affair whilst being The President, but nothing happens to them. The moment someone like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez even dances in college all the Alt Right comes out regarding family values and sins and stuff.
Demonizing séx and séxuality keeps people under control of the authorities and then keeps them tied to the religious institutions in their search for happiness.
Let lust take over you, enjoy your life, get a proper relationship, find your own happiness, don't wait for the 72 virgins you will be offered in the heavens!
Have Safe Séx!!!
Gluttony
Gluttony is normally associated with eating too much, but it has a broader connotation that includes trying to consume more of anything than you actually need, food included.
Although consuming less in theory might be appealing, in practice condemning gluttony is a sin has been a good way to encourage those with very little to not want more and to be content with how little they are able to consume, since more would be sinful.
At the same time, though, those who already over-consume have not been encouraged to do with less so that the poor and hungry could have enough.
Greed
Greed is the desire for material gain. It is similar to Gluttony and Envy, but refers to gain rather than consumption or possession.
Condemning greed as a sin keeps people from rebelling again the elite 1% who own 99% of the wealth and keep the rest lingering in poverty, barely surviving and scraping at the bottom of the pile.
No one tells the rich to stop being greedy, they tell the poor to stop wanting more to stop being greedy.
Greed pushes you to make your life better, greed makes you fight injustice. Greed helps you survive in an unjust world.
Sloth
Sloth is the most misunderstood of the Seven Deadly Sins. Often regarded as mere laziness, it is more accurately translated as apathy. When a person is apathetic, they no longer care about doing their duty to others or to God, causing them to ignore their spiritual well being.
Condemning sloth as a sin functions as a way to keep people active in the church in case they start to realize how useless religion and theism really are.
Religious organizations need people to keep active to support the cause, usually described as "God's plan," because such organizations don't produce anything of value which would otherwise invite any sort of income.
People must thus be encouraged to "volunteer" time and resources on pain of eternal punishment. The greatest threat to religion isn't anti-religious opposition because opposition implies that religion is still important or influential.
The greatest threat to religion is really apathy because people are apathetic about things which just don't matter anymore. When enough people are apathetic about a religion, then that religion has become irrelevant.
P.S: It also applies to sending kids to do unpaid internships instead of letting the kid take a semester off.
Wrath
Wrath is the sin of rejecting the Love and Patience we should feel for others and opting instead for violent or hateful interaction. Condemnation of anger as a sin is thus useful to suppress efforts to correct injustice, especially the injustices of political and religious authorities.
Anger is a pretty good motivator to act against apathy and injustice.
Anger fills you with the necessary to get shit done.
Here's a gif from American Gods where god Anansi tells slaves on a slave ship to get angry at their master and rebel.
Envy
Envy is a desire to possess what others have, whether material objects (like cars) or character traits, like a positive outlook or patience. Making envy a sin encourages one to be satisfied with what they have rather than object to others unjust power or seek to gain what others have.
Focusing on the feelings of envy and condemning them rather than the injustice causing those feelings allows injustice to continue unchallenged.
Why should we rejoice in someone obtaining power or possessions which they shouldn't have? Why shouldn't we grieve over someone benefiting from injustice?
For some reason, injustice itself is not considered a deadly sin.
So use the envy to fight the wrong, to motivate you to fight the injustice.
Let envy work for you to bring out a better version of yourself.
Pride
According to the Aristotle, a person is proud if he both is and thinks himself to be worthy of great things. If he both is and thinks himself to be worthy of small things, he is not proud but temperate.
On the other hand, if he thinks himself worthy of great things when he is unworthy of them, he is vain; and if he thinks himself worthy of less than he is worthy of, he is pusillanimous.
Vanity and pusillanimity are vices, whereas pride and temperance are virtues because (by definition) they reflect the truth about a person's state and potentials.
It's certainly true that people can be overconfident in their own abilities and that this can lead to tragedy, but it's also true that too little confidence can prevent a person from achieving their full potential. If people won't acknowledge that their achievements are their own, they won't recognize that it is up to them to keep persevering and achieving in the future.
Condemning pride as a sin keeps you exploring yourself, it keeps you bound the definitions society attaches to one and keeps you under control.
In short, be proud of your pride. Cultivate it. Give it a free rein. Let it work for you!
And now that we are done with the sins, come to think of it these so called "sins" were made sins way back in a time of anarchy where questioning the church and the king were heresy.
In today's world a democratic government survives on people questioning it.
Anything in excess can be a sin, while playing outdoor sports is considered good and not a sin, doing so at the cost of your grades, and family is a sin.
The sins defined above are nothing more than elements of control tied around you by the church and the ruling authority..
Break free from the control..
SIN!!
The 8 Monkeys:
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K. @DayShifter please confirm )
Once upon a time some crazy weirdass scientists decided to put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room they put a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tried to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. And soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
Now one of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, and he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.
However, he learns something and no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
And this hammering includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he’s not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he’s attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how stupid traditions, dogmatic part of the religion and to a large extent systems get established and followed.
@DarkIce69 what do you think about this one? 
@niks-niks said in What is better than falling inlove? :
Brother Love is unexpected.
Once in a while you will fall in love.(@Kana )
Love is about wishing they stay happy, not you staying happy at their cost.
Love is all about never giving up on someone
if I give up it's not...
I am pretty sure that one would qualify as stalking.
Again okay in bollywood not irl.
Its not your fault tbh
Just hope you look for her happiness and not just your own.
@niks-niks said in What is better than falling inlove? :
Idkwhy she hates me i am also good ma'am
I drink a lot except that i don't have any other bad habits
See that works in bollywood, where girl fixes the guy who has some faults and then they live happily ever after!
Not IRL 
You can be happier if you just let her go and find someone who actually wants to talk to you.
