What is something that you are NEVER FUCKING BUYING AGAIN?

[Jumper Cable Guy]

Sprint.

I switched back to Verizon after one day. Maybe it's just my area, but Sprint gave me little to no data on the road, and the calls I did get sounded like they were coming from a goddamn waterfall.

I rely on GPS because I'm terrible with directions. Thanks to Sprint's crappy service, my dad beat my ass with a set of jumper cables.

I arrived late to my sister's graduation because I couldn't find the place, and my dad had apparently called me four times but they never showed up on my phone because Sprint sucks balls.

[Døn]

Siblings
Although it would be wrong to say they are bought, they are just free lifetime subscription to bullshit.

PS: I love my siblings

[Matt_Aranha]

@Jumper-Cable-Guy A 2003 wall planner/calendar.