@sarah_the_magpie Lol , that made me laugh
So if I say "choke me daddy!"
will you give me two Popeye's biscuits and no drink.
My dad beats the shit out of me with Jumper Cables.
@sarah_the_magpie What is sex ? you ask ...
Husband : A minute of PLEASURE,
then years of PRESSURE!
Wife : Moments of ECSTASY,
followed by decades of SLAVERY!
Mistress : Just stolen TIME,
but never MINE!
Hooker : NEXT!
So in total - Sex is a temptation , Caused by a sensation Where a boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation Or do you need a demonstration ?
@AllAboutGay By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the Bible correctly:
"A man who lays with another man should be stoned." [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
....I never guessed getting stoned would help the bible make so much more sense.
Jk ! That got your attention huh ?
Sorry no young nubile F/14s for you .. more like M/24 !
Dont give up ! Heres your daily dose of motivation .
Stop Grinding? The Grind Never Stops No Breaks We Stay Dream ChasingI don't get a break I'll be out here grinding Imma be chasing dreams while you're lounging the only thing i'm chasingis my dreamskeep grinding RIP grandmaRomans 8:1:folded_hands_medium-light_skin_tone:busy? you don't know what busy is fam i won'tever stop my grindnothing gets handed to me ️ I work for everything I got ️but we ain't done yet Nap? I don't know that word while you taking Z's I'm making W'sU snooze you losecan kill my ambition i will never stop grindingeven when im dead sleep is for the weak U mean my TEAM️ONE eats, we ALL eat We out here grindin' together THAT'S family
@Indrid-Cold I call my Dick "Truth" & myself as "Reality."
So you can say My dick is the "Truth of Reality."
Its usually hidden in my pants , so its the "Hidden Truth of Reality."
The point of the matter is that the Hidden Truth of Reality is hard . The Hidden Truth of Reality is disappointing.