JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY

[SunshineF]

Free jokes for you guys. Laughter is the best medicine. Especially for heartbroken kidding!!

Lady 1:
My husband has swallowed
a Paracetamol by mistake,
what shall I do?

Lady 2:
Give him headache now,
why waste the medicine

Post your own jokes below if you want too..

The more jokes the better... The cheesier the better..

[TheRisingSun]

@sunshinef

What does the Mafia and a py have in common?*
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit

[SunshineF]

@g-a don't worry. Ill take care of you I'll help you I'll turn you to ashes when your soul separates from your body. It's considered free cremation. I'll ask @ObviouslyLucifer to guide you to hell so you won't become a lost soul. Hihihihi

[TheRisingSun]

@sunshinef

What is the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

[TheRisingSun]

@sunshinef
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
I then unplugged his life support.

[Naveen067]

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! walks away

[Bela Hella]

@g-a dramsK my own version for dramaking..who said were not gud frenz huh? Lemme think we are we are good frenz....adja adja adja

[TheRisingSun]

@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

[TheRisingSun]

@sunshinef
How do you kill a redneck?
Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

[Lucif-errr]

@sunshinef

Are you a magnet?
If yes, you just attract me in.

Do you live in a place name heaven?
If yes, i believe i just met an angel.

Is your father a police officer?
If yes, you just make me jailed with your love.

Are you a sun?
If yes, you re just shining my day.

And the last,
I need one more license. Do you know what kind of license i need?
License to love you forever in my heart

When @Morf see this post, i believe he will grab an axe and try to kill me because i am flirting his gf and i am not sorry for that

[SunshineF]

@g-a CHEESY!!!!!

[Naveen067]

@g-a Nice one

[TheRisingSun]

@morf

@therisingsun Too quick, no fun.

[Lucif-errr]

@sunshinef ehm, first i will say sorry to you because i cant follow you back since i keep my first promise to Judith that she is the only girl whom i followed. So it is fine if you feel mind about it you can call me a dumbass or too much faith on her
But my dm is open for everyone and i think i will notice every recent post of my friends (girls) even i dont follow them, e.g. @Bela post. I notice her posts everytime even i dont follow her. In short, lets be a good friend like in the old time, Golden Global Chat ah i miss this things

[Rendezvous]

@therisingsun said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:

@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Haha i have heard this one before, and i love it even now. ️

[SunshineF]

@g-a "demand" is a big word and I didn't say that word

[SunshineF]

@g-a WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I literally LOL here!!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Smooth and cheesy lol

[SunshineF]

@g-a hihihi RIP ️️️

[Lucif-errr]

@sunshinef it is not only @Morf , @Bela and @Calisthenics will do it to me too because of my previous fault may be @Barton will join them.

Lets pray for G.A. May he have a better place and turn to be a Ghost G.A after this
Amen.

P. S. I neva regret to flirt you
P. S. S. May be @WtfJudith will stab me like thousand times :')
P. S. S. S. Please send my words to @willow that actually i am broken after she said she loves snek.

[Lucif-errr]

@naveen067 said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:

I will change it to be

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: I am your future husband because you just be an owner my heart. I'll see ya in the after life