JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY
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Free jokes for you guys. Laughter is the best medicine. Especially for heartbroken kidding!!
Lady 1:
My husband has swallowed
a Paracetamol by mistake,
what shall I do?Lady 2:
Give him headache now,
why waste the medicine
Post your own jokes below if you want too..
The more jokes the better... The cheesier the better..
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@sunshinef
What does the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
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@sunshinef
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
I then unplugged his life support.
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! walks away
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@sunshinef
What is the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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@sunshinef ehm, first i will say sorry to you because i cant follow you back since i keep my first promise to Judith that she is the only girl whom i followed. So it is fine if you feel mind about it you can call me a dumbass or too much faith on her
But my dm is open for everyone and i think i will notice every recent post of my friends (girls) even i dont follow them, e.g. @Bela post. I notice her posts everytime even i dont follow her. In short, lets be a good friend like in the old time, Golden Global Chat
ah i miss this things
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@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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@sunshinef
How do you kill a redneck?
Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.
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@sunshinef
Are you a magnet?
If yes, you just attract me in.Do you live in a place name heaven?
If yes, i believe i just met an angel.Is your father a police officer?
If yes, you just make me jailed with your love.Are you a sun?
If yes, you re just shining my day.And the last,
I need one more license. Do you know what kind of license i need?
License to love you forever in my heartWhen @Morf see this post, i believe he will grab an axe and try to kill me because i am flirting his gf and i am not sorry for that
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@sunshinef it is not only @Morf , @Bela and @Calisthenics will do it to me too because of my previous fault
may be @Barton will join them.Lets pray for G.A. May he have a better place and turn to be a Ghost G.A after this
Amen.P. S. I neva regret to flirt you
P. S. S. May be @WtfJudith will stab me like thousand times
P. S. S. S. Please send my words to @willow that actually i am broken after she said she loves snek.
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@g-a don't worry. Ill take care of you
I'll help you 
I'll turn you to ashes when your soul separates from your body. It's considered free cremation. 
I'll ask @ObviouslyLucifer to guide you to hell so you won't become a lost soul. Hihihihi
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@g-a Nice one
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@willow Because i am a big fan of yours
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@morf ehm
Morf, it is not like. . uhm, you know @SunshineF is just a friend of mine uhm but i just try . . to hmm it is called a good friend who wants to cheer up his friend but uhm . . but. . . i dont mean to flirt but it. . . uhm
i amnotsorry morf i still want to have my life. I dont want to meet @ObviouslyLucifer forever in hell
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@sunshinef
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@g-a dramsK my own version for dramaking..who said were not gud frenz huh? Lemme think we are we are good frenz....adja adja adja
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@therisingsun said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
@sunshinef
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.Haha i have heard this one before, and i love it even now.
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@sunshinef
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
