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JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY
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Free jokes for you guys. Laughter is the best medicine. Especially for heartbroken kidding!! π π π π
Lady 1:
My husband has swallowed
a Paracetamol by mistake,
what shall I do?Lady 2:
Give him headache now,
why waste the medicineππ€£πππ
Post your own jokes below if you want too.. ππΌ
The more jokes the better... The cheesier the better.. ππ€£ππ€£
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Are you a magnet?
If yes, you just attract me in.Do you live in a place name heaven?
If yes, i believe i just met an angel.Is your father a police officer?
If yes, you just make me jailed with your love.Are you a sun?
If yes, you re just shining my day.And the last,
I need one more license. Do you know what kind of license i need?
License to love you forever in my heartWhen @Morf see this post, i believe he will grab an axe and try to kill me because i am flirting his gf and i am not sorry for that ππππππ
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@g-a WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I literally LOL here!!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ Smooth and cheesy lol
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@sunshinef πππ i am ready to make my own grave yard because of this
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@g-a hihihi RIP π β οΈπ»πβ οΈπ»πβ οΈπ»π»π»π»π»π»π»π»π»π»
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@sunshinef it is not only @Morf , @Bela and @Calisthenics will do it to me too because of my previous fault π may be @Barton will join them.
Lets pray for G.A. May he have a better place and turn to be a Ghost G.A after this :)
Amen.P. S. I neva regret to flirt you :)
P. S. S. May be @WtfJudith will stab me like thousand times :')
P. S. S. S. Please send my words to @willow that actually i am broken after she said she loves snek. -
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
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@naveen067 said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
I will change it to be
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: I am your future husband π because you just be an owner my heart. I'll see ya in the after life -
@g-a don't worry. Ill take care of you π I'll help you π I'll turn you to ashes when your soul separates from your body. It's considered free cremation. π I'll ask @ObviouslyLucifer to guide you to hell so you won't become a lost soul. Hihihihi πππ
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@g-a CHEESY!!!!! π π π π
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@g-a Nice one:smiley: :laughing: :laughing:
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@g-a said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
When @Morf see this post, i believe he will grab an axe and try to kill me because i am flirting his gf and i am not sorry for that ππππππ
Oh, you believe. Hmm... Well first of all, "try to" is not accurate for this situation, being that would imply chance of me not succeeding. "Will" or "in fact" would be more appropriate. Second, I won't need an axe... :| :thinking_face: :smiling_imp:
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What does the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit :hankey: -
What is the difference between a catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until youβre twelve before it comes on your face. :sneezing_face: -
@therisingsun Whahahahahaha Hahahahaha that's awesome.. I give you that.. And that's so you hihihi π π π π
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@therisingsun hihihi π
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@willow Because i am a big fan of yours π
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@morf ehm π¨ Morf, it is not like. . uhm, you know @SunshineF is just a friend of mine uhm but i just try . . to hmm it is called a good friend who wants to cheer up his friend but uhm . . but. . . i dont mean to flirt but it. . . uhm
i amnotsorry morf π i still want to have my life. I dont want to meet @ObviouslyLucifer forever in hell πππ -
@g-a said in JOKE JOKE JOKE 3X A DAY:
@morf ehm π¨ Morf, it is not like. . uhm, you know @SunshineF is just a friend of mine uhm but i just try . . to hmm it is called a good friend who wants to cheer up his friend but uhm . . but. . . i dont mean to flirt but it. . . uhm
i amnotsorry morf π i still want to have my life. I dont want to meet @ObviouslyLucifer forever in hell πππIt seems you are having some difficulties in your reply. It is a good thing to still want your life. I suggest quit while you still have it.