@The-Trailcutter when i was 16 i bought some camo pants and they are still m.i.a Got some camo condoms at 21 and i threw those away for obvious reasons. .

@billy-blankenship Hola

@The-Trailcutter said in I got food poisoning for easter-: I Dont know what im going to do with it yet, any suggestions? Save it for a special occasion... you will know when the time comes.

I did not get any of the joke or whatever it is

This post should have said "April fools" because noone got pranked. That was my original prediction.

lol niceee

@M-C-Virgin fr

@stranger-pink it’s just a joke

You are my best joke

Got caught wanking in school showers

@Vicky-The-boy Fax

Good one

And the fact that every girl thinks she is a woman, technically she is though

@Bangtan-Hoe Patient: dies Doctor: Fuck. It was faster than I thought.

How do I report this Click Bait! XD

@Sup it's in the film, they are bands the Christian bale character likes, he plays them when he's killing people

@zachybigd Oh heck yeah pass the juice

@Ryiya turtashark is up my ass? Fuck, thanks for the heads up Ryiya, i was wondering what the discomfort was, i shall seek medical attention

@Sweet-Skylines86 Yup. True that

@GhősT-RiDeR

Nigger Thats all

@FREDTHEBEST Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Someone in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket, so i told him,“you can hide, but you can’t run!”