@Bangtan-Hoe Patient: dies Doctor: Fuck. It was faster than I thought.

How do I report this Click Bait! XD

@Sup it's in the film, they are bands the Christian bale character likes, he plays them when he's killing people

@zachybigd Oh heck yeah pass the juice

@Ryiya turtashark is up my ass? Fuck, thanks for the heads up Ryiya, i was wondering what the discomfort was, i shall seek medical attention

@Sweet-Skylines86 Yup. True that

@GhősT-RiDeR

Nigger Thats all

@FREDTHEBEST Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

@NeedyDumbass the Dalai lama goes into subway, says"make me one with everything"

@GORZON E, for effort

its ok i guess

@morf i like this dude i dunno why lol.

@cheesecake-lesb

@strangerbings said in *insert cringy jokes here*: what do you call ten blondes in a row? A wind tunnel AHAHAHA

@RAGNAR , @Rendezvous , @cutie-cat , @sup , @football_m29 , @jynextremist , @its-bobby Thank you very much, I'll be taking those Happy birthday's . They will make a fine addition to my collection of wishes.

Almost every morning I wake up with a boner.

@xxxSophiexxx I like it! Speaks to the time we're living in.