if you go to the beach and put your ear on a hotties breasts listening for the ocean you can hear her scream!

I lived the first 40 yrs of my life without the internet I believe I could still live without it but the world is forcing you to have to have the internet yet the world isnt gonna help me pay for it..

I'm listening to Simon and Garfunkel! Feeling groovy

I wanna get laid just one more time the vision seems so far away it's like a dream!

I'm listening to molly hatchet dreams I'll never see. Also done by the Allman bros....

I Dont know what im going to do with it yet, any suggestions?

If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
If being right means being without you
I'd rather live a wrong doing life
Your mama and daddy say it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
Long as I dream I got you by my side
I don't care what internet people say
Your friends tell you there's no future
In loving an unverifiable man
If I can't see you when I want to
I'll see you online when I can
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
Am I wrong to fall so deeply in love with you
Knowing it's a long distance love affair and the internet is evil too
Deeply dreaming able you on me
And am I wrong to hunger each night
For the gentleness of your touch
Knowing you got somebody else at home
Who doesnt care as much
And are you wrong to fall in love
With an excitable man lusting to feel your touch
And am I wrong trying to hold on
To the best thing I never had
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
Are you wrong to give your love
To a horny man that just dont quit
And am I wrong trying to hold on
To the best thing I never ever had so
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right
I don't want to be right
If it means sleeping alone at night
I don't want to be right
If it means coming into each night
I just want to, I just want you so
Will it ever, ever, never be right ? So if clinging on to this internet love we have, only never to make real love as you said so if loving you is wrong I don't wanna be?

I've been beaten I've been mistreated When will I see love?

Why dont you write me I'm out in this jungle and hungry to see you. Send me a card I so very hard to be with you.
Something is wrong I really want to be there. Making you wet with regret if it's only to be near you. Why dont write. Sunday morning sitting in the sun playing with myself looking come. Monday Tuesday nothing yet just waiting around for the mail to come. Wednesday, Thursday ain't no sign wanna bang your hard from behind. Friday, Saturday always me I'm gonna hang my body from the highest tree. Why dont write me ? Maybe sextext me? Why dont you like me? Why wont you text me? Why dont you write me..

Right now I'm singing she got balls by ac/dc

But when they're held for pleasure thats the balls that i like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right its my belief that my big balls should be held every night! and im just itching to tell you about them....

I Dont know what im going to do with it yet, any suggestions?

Fetish? Just like the joke itself your funny Hee Haw!

She doesnt just get yeast infections she has Sourdough yeast infections. Can i have
A little honeybutter with that?

@Katherine-k im ugly and i play with myself alot so looking at myself in the mirror is a huge turn off after i judge me then can i look at yee?

I have always looked for a girlfriend who not only wants to be my friend but my teammate to help battle the evils if life and help accomplish the goals we have set in life. A team player so to speak. And i still havent found one.

You should have been your age in the 80s like i was you need to look at your bio and pick out what your strengths and weaknesses are then show your bio to 3 other people 2 strangers and 1 friend have them pick your strengths and weaknesses then compare all 4 lists and make goals according to your strengths and or weaknesses. I will give you an example of what i mean. Now your bio says your a devil worshiper ok. I am not a devil worshiper but back in the 80s if you were a rocker you were judged as one. So i went with it and found out later in life that more than half of the school was frightened by me and my presence and so i didnt get bullied by people near as much and i got away with alot because they were so afraid of the unknown and devil worshipers. I use something similar for protection today.

I've been beaten I've been mistreated When will I see love?

@ㅤㅤ wood as in poppa woody? Get it?

I know a little bit about her
I know she makes me feel alright
I'd love to work the sheets beside her
But when she wants she says goodbye
Everybody says she's lookin' good
Just one look and she will give you wood
Summer
Summer
She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way cause you a guy
I asked her home and she says maybe, baby
She takes you down and drives you wild
Everybody says she's lookin' good
Just one look and she will give you wood
Summer
Summer
I know a little bit about her
I know she makes me feel alright
She'll let you work the sheets beside her
But when she wants, she says goodbye
Everybody says she's lookin' good
Just one look and she will give you wood
Summer
Summer