DEADLY SIN:
Greed and the Heartbreaker.
DESCRIPTION:
The hard-working, messy administrative maniac whose notorious incapacity makes him spend other people's property in order not to touch his own. He is the born manipulator, he will favor all your impulses in order to dishonor you and will take back private secrets in order to blackmail you.
IN LOVE:
He is the bastard of the Zodiac who is a great scholar of the games of Venus. He will intoxicate you with the sublime pleasures of his body, and one day will cease all contact in your bed for months, if not years, will cry with you about the suffering you experience, while tracking in your eyes the way to get money from you without satisfying them.
IN WORK:
In his general appearance, is sullen, withdrawn into himself, for him everything is suspect and suspectable.
Thousands of innocent people fall under his accusations each year, this Fouquier-Tinville gives off the smell of a clogged sink. If you have had the good fortune to displease him, nothing will stop the hassle he will cause you.
You will find him mummified in an administration, and you will be able to mistake him for mold between two piles of files.
IN BUSINESS:
He has the most effective way of drowning himself in useless details to the detriment of the essential.
His brain is as small as his sexuality is great, to the point of not knowing how to slap him or kick him in the behind.
WITH COLLEAGUES AND ASSOCIATES:
Sarcastic, he makes fun of your creations, art or literature critic, he will sing the praises of the mediocre, and will have literary prizes given to writers without talent, to trap the suckers with the boredom he inspires.
His pleasure is to see the spectators and their sullen faces at the exit of a bad film that he has managed to make a star.
IN SEXUALITY:
Yes! No one suspected it, in this area, he is the most gifted, but he can only do that. More than one locks herself up with this jailer and discovers that he has the talents of a porn star. He will break down all your doors, including the one in the back room, that you will be moved to tears, but that is what he uses to make you suffer, because well drugged by his body, it will be impossible for you to escape. He hopes that you will remain the good turkey of his stuffing. With this Bluebeard, Sister Anne will not want to run on the towers to see coming.
HOW WILL HE MANAGE TO EXASPERATE YOU:
With a pathological susceptibility, the slightest attitude or expression will be misinterpreted. Louis XIV did indeed condemn an old duchess to exile, because her coughing fits in public tarnished the brilliance of her diamonds.
HOW HE WILL EXPLOIT YOU:
He is a born manipulator. Remember Father Joseph, Richelieu's eminence grise, who said "it is with Germany like poison, too much kills, too little heals". He succeeded with his intrigues in plunging this country into a war that lasted thirty years.
He will arrive with white cardboard wings, saying that he is your guardian angel. And it is when you find yourself in front of Saint Peter, discussing the fat end to return to paradise, that you will realize that his advice has only served to compromise your eternity.
Having no other resource than to seek compensation under his robe that Hell would be quite incapable of bringing you.
HOW TO SEDUCE HIM:
By cutting your vocal cords, to be sure of never being able to utter an unfortunate word that would offend his morbid vanity.
HOW TO KEEP HIM:
By repairing without protest, and daily with ointments, the heatings of your intimacy, provoked by his insistence on not stopping during meal times.
