Someone tell me a joke

[TheGoddess]

Listen I'm about to get out of my uber and will need some laughs after this meeting. Soooooo, tell me your favourite joke. Oh yeah but I don't really fine offensive jokes funny so.. yup.
LMAO that's all the time I have, pray for me guys this meeting will be rough.
But if it goes well, then more on that later.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE BABES, have wonderful days, get ice cream, smile at someone.
And don't forget to tell someone you love them.
-Saphy xx

[GayBoy]

How do you say homosexual in Jewish?
...heblew
CAUSE IM A GAY JEW OKAY DONT BE TRIGGERED DAMN

[sup]

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.

[llyricca]

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine. Eight. Seven...." 😂✌️

Hahahaha okayyyy

[A Former User]

@thegoddess what would you call an internet hoe? A newdie

[ca510]

What do you call a helicopter full of niggas? (not racist joke) hellaniggas

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

[Sad Phantom]

doctor: you are incredibly ill and have 30 seconds to live.
Patient: No U
Doctor: dies

[GoreShotaYoshi]

A women is giving birth at a hospital. The doctor holds the baby and says, "It's a boy!" The proceeds to throw the baby against the wall. The woman looks at the doctor, mortified. He proceeds to laugh and says, "Just kidding, the baby was already dead."

[Lazz]

@TheGoddess Last week I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping for days