Tell me a crazy joke!

[Emily]

Joke of the day ?

[Dawnlabelle26]

My favorite anti female joke told to me by my Mom , what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

[Alex91]

Ok so, I believe this topic has potential but it's so old so I'm going to post.

I'm not good with jokes but this is a shot in the dark and hopefully bearable..

Imagine you being stark naked in a room filled with people speaking foreign languages and every single one touching you...
This is the life of a dog.