OK YALL IVE not GOT NOODS HERE TO SHARE, buuuut YOU NEED TO SHOW YOUR FACE TO GET THEM!!!
Capice?

This is directed to @im-bored, @rabbitboy and @Da-Pic

@Rebel_cute come see this

NOODS FOR FACE

So as you all probably know, this month is pride month!!!!!

Hell yeah!

To me this is a really special pride month because it’s the first one where I’ll have officially done my coming out to myself and accepted the fact that I was bi.
Apart from that, a lot of people on TWS know and i had even put it in my bio before, but when one of my irl best friend made an account a couple weeks ago I changed that part of my bio because I was scared of her reading it, of her finding out, of what she’d think of me.
I know my friends are good people and I sincerely doubt any of them are homophobic, but for some reason I’m still clinging onto that fear and doubt of them changing the way they see me.

But this is pride month right? I wanna be able to celebrate this shit with the rest of the LGBT+ community and I feel like I can’t do so properly if I haven’t done a coming out to at least one person I know.
So it’s decided, before the end of the month, I vow to myself to do so to my three best friends!

I really hope more and more people will have the courage to do so and I wish you luck! 😄

Join us as we commemorate the reign of or great leader @SUmof1

There is no greater than this legend

JOIN THE GANG

Many members have already joined, be the next to praise our lord, come join the gang and we’ll add you to the wall of fame

THE WALL OF FAME

@WtfJudith

@ᑕᖇiᗰᔕ-ᑎ

@willoww

@Abby-83

@marcel

@im-bored

@RAGNAR

@beyouncy15

@missv-tws-queen

@Reign

@Loving

@LittleWOozie

@murdagang-shit

@Barton

Picture it.

It's 11:30 in the morning, you get up from bed after a late night on TWS.
Raindrops are taping against the glass of your room's windows, like a sweet early morning melody to your ears. You kiss your dog good morning, his fluffy body spread on half your bed, the half that had forced you all night to sleep on the very edge of your bed, ready to fall at any moment. You'd do anything for the pupper in front of you who just sneezed out in annoyance at you waking him up from his deep slumber.
Finally you exit the room and walk down the corridor, your bare feet causing the wooden flooring to creak as you shift your weight around.
A suspicious dripping sound is coming from the other side of the bathroom door, but you think nothing of it as you turn the handle and take your first step in.

Your foot is wet. Why is your foot wet?

You look down in horror only to-

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Ok I'm down with this narration 😂
So basically I woke up this morning to a huge ass fucking flood in my goddamn bathroom. There was about 2 inches of water covering half the flooring and water was still dripping from the ceiling.
I had to get rid of the water with an empty glass and a bucket while water was still dripping down on my head XD

Oh and when I walked downstairs to the kitchen (which is directly under the bathroom) there was a water bubble in the ceiling and more water coming out from other spots!!

Yep it was not the best morning..

Well this was my first story time about how my ceiling peed on my floor 😂

⬆️ Judith at around 11:45 am

For duck sake it’s like 29°C at 10pm here and I’m dying! 😩

I’m a half Canadian half British bastard. I was made to conquer both the coldest Canadian winters and rainiest freezing English weather. Not this dry french furnace!

The worst part is that for almost the whole day I had to keep on the trousers and BLACK top I had during my flight. A legit heat magnet.
Oh and I had left my sunglasses at the bottom of the suitcase which was impossible to reach at the time so my retinas are probably completely burned by now.

Oh just a heads up, this is all a topic about me clickbaiting then complaining about random shit, sorry to disappoint 😁

But I hate complaining like this so imma talk about the good parts of my day.

IDK WHY BUT THERE ARE FRICKING DOGS EVERYWHERE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. LIKE AAAAAAAAAH

Which is good cause I had to leave Pilou behind in Montreal and having all these dogs around keeps my sanity in check 😁

Yeah basically this is just me venting about my day XD
You’ve just lost 4 minutes of your life. 🤷‍♀️

Haha nope!

I’m here to stay for a while probably until I die or lose my account again 😁

So now that I have your attention thanks to clickbait, this topic is gonna be about something MUCH MORE important than this hereby bitch’s possible departure.

That’s right people,

ITS PILOU’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

This grumpy looking old man is now 8 years old!
Which is like 56 years old in dog years 😬 since he ain’t getting any younger, my plan for this year is to get him layed 😏 All candidates are welcome to submit their application regardless of age, gender and species.
Pilou is desperate so he’s not picky!

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While taking this pic I realized just how scared of fire he is 😂 you can see the terror in his eyes even tho I was giving him his favourite meal of all time

So I’ve been up at my cabin for the last few days and it’s kinda in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of trees, lakes and ponds around.
So obviously I brought my camera with me to capture the canadian countryside during my second favourite season of the year! 🍂😄

I generally love taking nature pics and admiring other nature pics from elsewhere around the World. So I wanted to share a few of mine and hope others will be inclined to share their own 😁

Ok so I feel like I haven’t done a topic and ages and it’s super active here rn, so perfect timing for me to ask this:

If you were paid 500k dollars for a 15 minutes porn clip, would you do it?

Your face CANNOT be hidden/blurred/covered, we can clearly see your identity, it can be any type of porn you want, but you are the “star of the show” 😂

For all you smart asses out there, no it cannot be food porn or any other shit like that, it involves you in your full birthday suit XD

So I’m trying to enlarge my wife and husband collection cause I just realized it’s a lot smaller than I thought and I’ve forgotten half the people I’ve married 😅

For now I know there’s @Rendezvous my first transgender wife, @layla my first wife (rip btw), @ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon, @beast-boy hardest person to marry I’ve ever met, @willow (she doesn’t know it yet so shh, it’s a surprise!), I have the memory of a goldfish so I forgot all the other ones but there’s a lot of people on public that left their wife behind :(

So please, I’m looking for volunteers first but if that doesn’t work out there’s still other ways to force people on the altar 😁

Ok so my birthday is in less than a month!
Mark your agendas for the 12th of July people.
So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:

• a camera
• a dog house
• a pool with 20 meters slide
• a trampoline
• a manor
• a life
• makeup (not the plain boring makeup but the makeup you use to make Halloween faces)
• 10 000 000$
• a water bottle
• a motorbike
• new skis
• snowball launching machine
• laser quest pass for the rest of my life
• a better brain
• a pig
• a slinky
• earphones
• buy all of the dolphins in captivity for useless reasons and release them
• reverse climate change
• a new Canadian prime minister
• dog nudes hehe
• a room filled to the brim with teddy bears
• new hair for trump
• diamond ring
• a trip on mars
• a trip to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle
• a 100 x 100 x 75 m aquarium
• Apple company
• a box of tissues (I’m always out)
• a bear

And that’s about it!
If a single item on the list is missing then I will eat all of you

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@sonali_ind9798 if two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch ?

@WtfJudith oh wow they do still work

Which of these makes the best pet? Are dogs truly man's best friend?

Basically I just wanna find out if polls still work by making this topic XD

@Meh_meh because they are still breathing 🤭

@Peek_A_Boom I’ve seen you on like 5 of these kinda topics wtf 😂

@SinsOfTheSaints said in I shall give in to society:

@WtfJudith I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that this IS a joke. (Please don’t hurt me) I’ll change the post anyway so the police don’t show up at my door

Nvm. I can’t do it.

Too late, you’re already on the FBI’s watchlist now 🤷‍♀️

@Ash33 said in Happy New Year 2023:

Happy new year to all my tws friends and enemies

You’re making enemies with that signature 😡

Dog supremacy wins.

@TM i still got you to picture a gay orgy in your mind tho 😏 so I call this a win

@AllAboutGay said in As far as heterosexuality goes, I can live without it:

@WtfJudith said in As far as heterosexuality goes, I can live without it:

sorry, but the dolphins disagree with that 😏

I taught them to be gay

Teach us your ways 🥵

@SinsOfTheSaints Im sorry… Hot? 😳😳😳