OK YALL IVE
not GOT NOODS HERE TO SHARE, buuuut YOU NEED TO SHOW YOUR FACE TO GET THEM!!!
This is directed to @im-bored, @rabbitboy and @Da-Pic
@Rebel_cute come see this
NOODS FOR FACE
Can someone help me translate that?
So as you all probably know, this month is pride month!!!!!
To me this is a really special pride month because it’s the first one where I’ll have officially done my coming out to myself and accepted the fact that I was bi.
Apart from that, a lot of people on TWS know and i had even put it in my bio before, but when one of my irl best friend made an account a couple weeks ago I changed that part of my bio because I was scared of her reading it, of her finding out, of what she’d think of me.
I know my friends are good people and I sincerely doubt any of them are homophobic, but for some reason I’m still clinging onto that fear and doubt of them changing the way they see me.
But this is pride month right? I wanna be able to celebrate this shit with the rest of the LGBT+ community and I feel like I can’t do so properly if I haven’t done a coming out to at least one person I know.
So it’s decided, before the end of the month, I vow to myself to do so to my three best friends!
I really hope more and more people will have the courage to do so and I wish you luck!
Join us as we commemorate the reign of or great leader @SUmof1
There is no greater than this legend
Many members have already joined, be the next to praise our lord, come join
the gang and we’ll add you to
the wall of fame
It's 11:30 in the morning, you get up from bed after a late night on TWS.
Raindrops are taping against the glass of your room's windows, like a sweet early morning melody to your ears. You kiss your dog good morning, his fluffy body spread on half your bed, the half that had forced you all night to sleep on the very edge of your bed, ready to fall at any moment. You'd do anything for the pupper in front of you who just sneezed out in annoyance at you waking him up from his deep slumber.
Finally you exit the room and walk down the corridor, your bare feet causing the wooden flooring to creak as you shift your weight around.
A suspicious dripping sound is coming from the other side of the bathroom door, but you think nothing of it as you turn the handle and take your first step in.
Your foot is wet. Why is your foot wet?
You look down in horror only to-
Ok I'm down with this narration
So basically I woke up this morning to a huge ass fucking flood in my goddamn bathroom. There was about 2 inches of water covering half the flooring and water was still dripping from the ceiling.
I had to get rid of the water with an empty glass and a bucket while water was still dripping down on my head XD
Oh and when I walked downstairs to the kitchen (which is directly under the bathroom) there was a water bubble in the ceiling and more water coming out from other spots!!
Yep it was not the best morning..
Well this was my first story time about how my ceiling peed on my floor
️ Judith at around 11:45 am
For duck sake it’s like 29°C at 10pm here and I’m dying!
I’m a half Canadian half British bastard. I was made to conquer both the coldest Canadian winters and rainiest freezing English weather. Not this dry french furnace!
The worst part is that for almost the whole day I had to keep on the trousers and BLACK top I had during my flight. A legit heat magnet.
Oh and I had left my sunglasses at the bottom of the suitcase which was impossible to reach at the time so my retinas are probably completely burned by now.
Oh just a heads up, this is all a topic about me clickbaiting then complaining about random shit, sorry to disappoint
But I hate complaining like this so imma talk about the good parts of my day.
Which is good cause I had to leave Pilou behind in Montreal and having all these dogs around keeps my sanity in check
Yeah basically this is just me venting about my day XD
You’ve just lost 4 minutes of your life.
I’m here to stay for a while probably until I die or lose my account again
So now that I have your attention thanks to clickbait, this topic is gonna be about something MUCH MORE important than this hereby bitch’s possible departure.
That’s right people,
This grumpy looking old man is now 8 years old!
Which is like 56 years old in dog years since he ain’t getting any younger, my plan for this year is to get him layed All candidates are welcome to submit their application regardless of age, gender and species.
Pilou is desperate so he’s not picky!
While taking this pic I realized just how scared of fire he is you can see the terror in his eyes even tho I was giving him his favourite meal of all time
So I’ve been up at my cabin for the last few days and it’s kinda in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of trees, lakes and ponds around.
So obviously I brought my camera with me to capture the canadian countryside during my second favourite season of the year!
I generally love taking nature pics and admiring other nature pics from elsewhere around the World. So I wanted to share a few of mine and hope others will be inclined to share their own
Ok so I feel like I haven’t done a topic and ages and it’s super active here rn, so perfect timing for me to ask this:
If you were paid 500k dollars for a 15 minutes porn clip, would you do it?
Your face CANNOT be hidden/blurred/covered, we can clearly see your identity, it can be any type of porn you want, but you are the “star of the show”
For all you smart asses out there, no it cannot be food porn or any other shit like that, it involves you in your full birthday suit XD
So I’m trying to enlarge my wife and husband collection cause I just realized it’s a lot smaller than I thought and I’ve forgotten half the people I’ve married
For now I know there’s @Rendezvous my first transgender wife, @layla my first wife (rip btw), @ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon, @beast-boy hardest person to marry I’ve ever met, @willow (she doesn’t know it yet so shh, it’s a surprise!), I have the memory of a goldfish so I forgot all the other ones but there’s a lot of people on public that left their wife behind
So please, I’m looking for volunteers first but if that doesn’t work out there’s still other ways to force people on the altar
Ok so my birthday is in less than a month!
Mark your agendas for the 12th of July people.
So I’ve decided to post my wish list so that all of you can get ready to send me these by the 12th:
And that’s about it!
If a single item on the list is missing then I will eat all of you
"kids" shouldn't move out. They should stay with their parents and must take care of them.
By “kids” I’m talking about like young adults 18yo+
If I have kids I don’t wanna be taking care of them until they’re 50
@WtfJudith Some parents in the US kick their kids out at 18. I moved out when I went away to college at 20. To stay living with my parents after 18 I was expected to have a job and go to our local community college. To me 25 seems really late to move out. I would say "after college age" 22/23 is a good age to move out but that's just me.
Yeah I’ve heard of that being the norm in the US, wasn’t sure if it was generalized tho
Im 20 rn and that feels way too soon to me tho 🥲 wasn’t it hard moving out at that age?
And I dunno if it’s the same for the rest of Canada, but here in Québec, most of the big universities are all in Montréal, so if your parents already live in the city, most students will live with them until they graduate coz appartements are so fucking expensive rn
So it’s pretty common to see peeps living at home until they’re 24-27
*also I got mixed up, he’s 24 now not 25
@Seki33 said in At what age should “kids” move out? :
We don't move out if everything is going well. There has to be a strong reason for it. Like got job in different city or go for study. Or after got married
But then if everything is fine until you’re like 35, should they still not move out? XD
And those r my dog noods now. I mined them from here.
You better not make nft’s out of them
So I recently found out that my 24yo brother is gonna be officially moving out from our parents’ home this summer to live with some friends. 🥲 My first thought was wtf so soon?? Then I remembered he’s 24 and that’s about the age a lot of peeps move out here, but
it still feels so soon to me and now idk how to process the fact he won’t be around every day anymore