You have a chance to say one last sentence to one person before you die. Who do you tell and what do you say?

[Willow]

“I better be wrapped in fruit rollups and mummified you bitch.”
To: my neighbor

[Willow]

@abby-22 must have tender man flesh

[Abby.83]

@willow “Malachi don’t come to my funeral, those horny monkies I call friends will try to rape you, and don’t forget I love chu”
To boots

[Willow]

@abby-22 hehehehheehehhehehehehehee
@BOOTS22 is in for a treat

[Abby.83]

@willow dude no they’d be more like “oh she’s gone now wanna go ‘morn’ at my house?”

[Willow]

@rendezvous i still love you

Im just not kinky enough

[Abby.83]

@willow nah ima keep him hidden @BOOTS22 wont be aloud to leave the house unless accompanied by meh unless he is going to work. I will be his little samari ninja protector!

[nik.sub.blz]

@Willow
to my best friend... feed me to the ocean

[Ren444]

@willow said in You have a chance to say one last sentence to one person before you die. Who do you tell and what do you say?:

@rendezvous this sentence has me
dead

Berry berry dead

( @zoobie look at how punny I am)

Does that mean you refuse?
Did you just fucking refuse me? How dare you!!!
( This is me expanding my chest out and showing my moobs)

@WtfJudith you are my only hope.
Can you do this for a dying man? His last wish.

[Ren444]

@willow To any person who is a good soul by heart and yes, a freak, “ Fuck my corpse in the ass, and do it hard”
Most preferred people here: @WtfJudițh @Willow

[ODIN]

@willow said in You have a chance to say one last sentence to one person before you die. Who do you tell and what do you say?:

“I better be wrapped in fruit rollups and mummified you bitch.”
To: my neighbor

"I....i....i left.....2.....2 billion and 98 hundred...thousands...at..." dies
@Willow

[Willow]

@rendezvous this sentence has me
dead

Berry berry dead

( @zoobie look at how punny I am)

[AlbertoLok]

@willow I won't say anything because at such situation I will get confused on what to say.
I will just hug you tightly
Extreme tightly

[heyitszoey]

I would tell my friends to make sure my funeral has Chicken nuggets from Wendy’s pizza chicken strips from canes and french fries from McDonald’s lmao and I want a llama

[Willow]

@fuzzyrocks458 said in You have a chance to say one last sentence to one person before you die. Who do you tell and what do you say?:

@willow you can go fuck off

Awwwww, well arent you just a little ray of sunshine
Id like to thank you for posting such a constructive and meaningful reply. Honestly, its people like you that motivate me to stay in bed every morning.
Kiss my ass

[Batman]

Last conversation between me and willow will be like:

[Ren444]

@willow Ahh sure.
But I am kinda disappointed.

[Willow]

@ragnar heyyyyyyyyy i told you that like three months ago
REEEEEEE

[heyitszoey]

@willow that was one long run on sentence lol

[NutellaBigGoat]

@willow
Take care of our baby.
To : @sup

PS: zoobie smells bad is the best tagline I've ever seen