@Rissa_TheBest very well said. No one knows what happens inside.
where the baby's come from?
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have you ever ask to your parents or other family members or maybe your teacher where do the baby come from? when you were little and if you does what was the answer?
i do when i was about 3 or 4 grade in elementary school. at that time i do know women and men have to having sex first so the women can be pregnant.. but i just wanna ask to my father why my mom can be pregnant? and he was answer
🚹:"so when papa and mama was sleeping the blood come from our pore so our blood is mix together so then mom can be pregnant"
then i answer
👸:"woah so then the bed cover/ bed sheet was full of the blood? eww blood everywhere"
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@its-bobby
Well you see
Mommy has an outlet
And daddy has a plug.
When they merge together, a computer turns on, sparks fly, and mommy and daddy have ordered a baby online. Then, the baby’s fatass takes 9months to be delivered by a bubble
The end -
Babies are made and delivered by storks.
They have a huge factory where you are supposed to place your order by writing specifications via a letter.
Then the storks will put those expectations in a baby making machine and when your product is ready they will beak deliver it themselves to you.
You can ask for specific traits but storks are smart and they will deliver to you what you deserve and not what you need.
Its the manufacturing that takes time not delivering so you have to wait for 9 months.Its better than elephants it takes like 16 months for them.
P.S: Here is a documentary immortalizing the journey of a stork in delivering a troublesome but cute baby.
This is picture of bossman stork in the baby making factory:
This is stork doing his deliveries:
If you still don't believe me this is a picture of @football_m29 when he was in the factory, you can ask him as well.
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@willoww lol.
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when i was very young and i used to ask mom that how did i come into this world, mom would reply that an angel threw you from the sky and i just caught you successfully >.>, for a long time i used to wonder "what if mom didn't catch and i had hit the ground?" :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
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@lucifer_ @football_m29 is the cutest fucking kid I have ever seen in my entire damn life
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All of them are wrong!
A man and woman have sex and nine months later, a beautiful baby is born. -
@sup thats where you are wrong
In order for there to be a definition of beautiful, you need to have a comparison, to the opposite, ugly.
SO SOMETIMES THERE ARE UGLY BABIES GAUTAM -
@willoww Yeah, some are born ugly......us:pensive_face:
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@sup said in where the baby's come from?:
@willoww Yeah, some are born ugly......us:pensive_face:
@sup be like :
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@stranger_danger Lmfao:face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :smirking_face: :unamused_face: :disappointed_face: :pensive_face: :crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:
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From vagina??...🤔🤔
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Baby's come from Justin Bieber... "Baby-baby-baby OHHH"
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@willoww 😁😁 that's what parents in this century will say to their kids. we order baby from online
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@lucifer_ hahah poor stork they have to deal with all the baby every single time
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@jynextremist hahaha if your mom didn't catch you maybe ull grow up without oe with broken arms or legs
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@its-bobby if you want to know about it, you can google it. It will give you more comprehensive answer than anyone.
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@sup wow you seem know so much.. do you any chance already have a baby?
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@its-bobby Hahhaha no..im still a baby myself.
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@sup @willoww we are born cute but grow up not cute aka ugly 😄😄