Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.
I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed. ;)
@James17 piss out a golf ball
@James17 sht out a brick
@Genny-the-B Nah man sht out a brick or piss out a golf ball πππ
@James17 whaaaa?π
I would've gone the brick haha nice man πππ
@Genny-the-B ur ass would be bleedin for months if u shat a brick haha
@James17 maybe i'll just go with pissing out a golf ball then
@Genny-the-B haha wise man ππ
@James17 im a girlπ
@Genny-the-B i know its just here in Australia we call alot of people man just means friend really π
@James17 see this is why i never liked australian peopleππ
@Genny-the-B I'ma Pretend i didn't hear that πππ
@James17 but i do like there accent
@Genny-the-B Cheers mate but we don't all talk like that its mostly just slang π
@James17 good to know whacka
@Genny-the-B Whacka?
@James17 isn't that something Australian people say?
@Genny-the-B Nah can't say I've ever heard that ππ
@James17 ok then
Piss a golf ball bc that would be lit @James17