@IM-BORED
me on slow days
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This post was made with the help of @Lucifer . It is a joke and if you are easily offended, fuck off.
10 commandments of Willow:
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@willow I always hug back never knowing it's one of the commandments.
P.S. At least I did one of 'em.
@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
- Thou must love all, even the goats.
❤aww
Totally agree with 1, 6; but 7, 8, 9, 10 are bullshit.
@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Thou shall not have a cool real name and not use it. (Im looking at you Gautam).
My name is not that cool bis.
You look like Lady Gaga 2.0 :joy:
@wtfjudith said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH NUMBER 4 IT’S ONLY 399$ THE PIC!
(Lol ..only pwediepie fans will understand :joy: :joy: )
@willow said
> Thou shall pee on others to show dominance.
..pisses on Willow.
:thinking_face: :thinking_face: :thinking_face: If i peed on myself, would i be more dominant than myself ?
@stranger_danger
So I tried taking a pic of him sitting then lying down on his back...
But it was a complete fail and now Pilou is avoiding me XD
So no he can’t :(
Here,
Have my doggo nude
@willow it is simply.. I have no words to describe the beauty of the creature you have bestowed before my eyes Willow
10 commandments of Reptile :
I - Smoke
II - Weed
III - Every
IV - Day
The other 6 are useless.