Why are you saying what 🤔
SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS
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This post was made with the help of @Lucifer . It is a joke and if you are easily offended, fuck off.
10 commandments of Willow:
- Thou shall prefer chicken nugs over drugs
- Thou shall choose caprisuns over kool aid
- Thou shall always return a hug <(•.•<)
- Thou shall view Judith’s dog’s nudes
- Thou shall not use profanity “yes”, only the holy word yuppers
- Thou shall pee on others to show dominance.
- Thou shall not be a dumdum and troll.
- Thou shall not slaughter unicorns.
- Thou shall respect the holy sacrament of cats and keep holy the day of kitty snuggles.
- Thou must love all, even the goats.
- Thou shall not have a cool real name and not use it. (Im looking at you Gautam).
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@willow I always hug back never knowing it's one of the commandments.
P.S. At least I did one of 'em.
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IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH NUMBER 4 IT’S ONLY 399$ THE PIC!
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@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
- Thou must love all, even the goats.
❤aww
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Totally agree with 1, 6; but 7, 8, 9, 10 are bullshit.
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@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Thou shall not have a cool real name and not use it. (Im looking at you Gautam).
My name is not that cool bis.
You look like Lady Gaga 2.0 :joy:
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@wtfjudith said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH NUMBER 4 IT’S ONLY 399$ THE PIC!
BUT CAN IT DO DIS ?
(Lol ..only pwediepie fans will understand :joy: :joy: )
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@willow said
> Thou shall pee on others to show dominance.
..pisses on Willow.
:thinking_face: :thinking_face: :thinking_face: If i peed on myself, would i be more dominant than myself ?
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@stranger_danger
So I tried taking a pic of him sitting then lying down on his back...
But it was a complete fail and now Pilou is avoiding me XDSo no he can’t :(
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Here,
Have my doggo nude -
@willow it is simply.. I have no words to describe the beauty of the creature you have bestowed before my eyes Willow
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10 commandments of Reptile :
I - Smoke
II - Weed
III - Every
IV - Day
The other 6 are useless.