It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee

[Willow]

So I stumbled across a Pinterest page. (Absolutely love Pinterest because BITCH its amazing) and it was full of little riddles, most rather simple. (Okay so MAYBE I stumbled across a child’s riddle page, but still).
So share the best riddle you have ever heard. (DONT ANSWER IT, LET OTHER PEOPLE GUESS).

So here is mine:
What gets wetter as it dries?

[NutellaBigGoat]

@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

So I stumbled across a Pinterest page. (Absolutely love Pinterest because BITCH its amazing) and it was full of little riddles, most rather simple. (Okay so MAYBE I stumbled across a child’s riddle page, but still).
So share the best riddle you have ever heard. (DONT ANSWER IT, LET OTHER PEOPLE GUESS).

So here is mine:
What gets wetter as it dries?

A WOMAN?

[Lurker]

@nutellabiggoat said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

A WOMAN?

Hahahaha, so close, yet so far

[Lurker]

@nutellabiggoat

It would have been a woman, or some part of a woman if the riddle was "What gets wetter as it dried?

[Willow]

@abby-22 said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@willow its nawt cheating it’s simply using meh resources
Lets say I was dating someone

Ya know lets make this story even more hands on. Lets say @wtfjudith was actually married to @rendezvous .
And lets say she “used her resources” and screwed @G-A .
Those resources are his ass and @rendezvous thinks it is cheating...
So thats not cheating?

[Willow]

@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@damncuteguy who said I liked to keep it in my pants?

And this children, is how Uncle Jude got so many STDs

[WtfJudith]

@willow Uncle Jude?
You flatter me

[Willow]

@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa Syphilis

[WtfJudith]

@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa Syphilis

Well at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then!

[Willow]

@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa Syphilis

Well at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then!

@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:

@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa Syphilis

Well at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then!

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[Lurker]

@willow

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

[NutellaBigGoat]

@mr-h IAM GETTING WET

[NutellaBigGoat]

@nutellabiggoat LOOKS LIKE I PEED MY PANTS

[Abby.83]

@willow a towelllll! Now! Riddle me this... What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

[Katherinee]

@willow Towel

So easy lmao

[Willow]

@abby-22 is it tho Abby?
Is it?
Or am I so right and you just dont want to admit it?!!!

[Abby.83]

@willow smh ignores the question what wonderful weather we’re having...

[Willow]

@abby-22 I KNEW IT
mic drop

[Abby.83]

@willow I knew the weather was beautiful too! It’s just a pretty day

[NutellaBigGoat]

@willow I LOVE YOU TOO