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It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee
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So I stumbled across a Pinterest page. (Absolutely love Pinterest because BITCH its amazing) and it was full of little riddles, most rather simple. (Okay so MAYBE I stumbled across a child’s riddle page, but still).
So share the best riddle you have ever heard. (DONT ANSWER IT, LET OTHER PEOPLE GUESS).So here is mine:
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@nutellabiggoat said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
A WOMAN?
Hahahaha, so close, yet so far :laughing:
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@abby-22 said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@willow 😂its nawt cheating it’s simply using meh resources
Lets say I was dating someoneYa know lets make this story even more hands on. Lets say @wtfjudith was actually married to @rendezvous .
And lets say she “used her resources” and screwed @G-A .
Those resources are his ass and @rendezvous thinks it is cheating...
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@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@damncuteguy who said I liked to keep it in my pants? ;)
And this children, is how Uncle Jude got so many STDs
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@willow Uncle Jude?
You flatter me
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@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa Syphilis -
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@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa SyphilisWell at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then! 😃
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@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa SyphilisWell at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then! 😃
@wtfjudith said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
@wtfjudith yeah and since you dont like to keep it in your pants we also have
Uncle Herpes
Aunt Chlamydia
Cousin Gonorrhea
And good ole Grandpa SyphilisWell at least I know for sure I won't be dying alone then! 😃
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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
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@willow said in It Issssssss Riddllllleeeeeee Timeeeeee:
So I stumbled across a Pinterest page. (Absolutely love Pinterest because BITCH its amazing) and it was full of little riddles, most rather simple. (Okay so MAYBE I stumbled across a child’s riddle page, but still).
So share the best riddle you have ever heard. (DONT ANSWER IT, LET OTHER PEOPLE GUESS).So here is mine:
What gets wetter as it dries?A WOMAN?
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It would have been a woman, or some part of a woman if the riddle was "What gets wetter as it dried? :laughing:
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@mr-h IAM GETTING WET
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@nutellabiggoat LOOKS LIKE I PEED MY PANTS
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@willow a towelllll! Now! Riddle me this... What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
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@willow Towel
So easy lmao
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@abby-22 is it tho Abby?
Is it?
Or am I so right and you just dont want to admit it?!!! -
@willow smh ignores the question what wonderful weather we’re having...😂
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@abby-22 I KNEW IT
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@willow I knew the weather was beautiful too! It’s just a pretty day😂😎🤓
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@willow I LOVE YOU TOO😂