@Jumper-Cable-Guy I remember in my 4th grade, my friends and I loved playing rough games. There's one where you chase yourselves and the one touched on, turns to chase so you only played if you trusted your Sprint speed sth I was a pro at. Everything was moving well not until one of the homies went straight for my right leg instead of pulling my shirt or just slapping my back. I fell so hard and the impact left my forehead bleeding. Tying my best not to cry in front of the girls but everyone was just laughing and sum up the pain, I had to let it all out😭😭😭. The anger became too much to hold, I stood up swinging a blow and landed perfectly on the target leaving me so delighted that I stopped crying immediately. Now it was him weeping, and his was too loud that it caught attention of many teachers in the staffroom so our science teacher came rushing to scene. By the time he reached, I had disappeared and one stud snitched I was hiding in the toilet so he followed me there and whenever he called me out, I flashed🤣🤣🤣 I remember I made 13 successful flashes then after sometime, he left coz he was tired of my crap. Of course when he left, I also moved out sometime later but it was coming to end of classes but later, I learned he had told my mom about the fight so when I reached home, I don't remember much but the house shacked for some time with sounds of slaps, shoes hitting and saucepans falling and cain. Man, I almost spent a full night massaging my butt cheeks and swore never to sting people's children again.
To Infinity & Beyond .
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@stranger_danger if someone were to agree to this....whatever toppings I want on the ice cream...right?
Yeah ,sure ..as long as you dont eat me out of my house & life.
whatever you want ,you highness !!
Perhaps dinner & a night trip to Singapore in my private plane too ,while we are at it ?@evan-elderson said
I think for you he would make any exception.
Damn ...you know me too well
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@willoww You can have the whole candy store & the company too.
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@stranger_danger why aren't you inviting unicorns? Discrimination.
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@us-poet errr..my most profuse apologies your glorious unicorn-self.
This peasant humbly apologises & begs for another chance.
He will surely prove his miserable self worthy !
dude i found these image ,yesterday was thinking of sending this to you & @football_m29 .But this seems like a good place to put it.
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@stranger_danger our cuddle pictures! How'd you find us in our intimate alone time?
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@us-poet ...it's very difficult for me to say this...i think you need to sit down.
But you need to know this...Deadpool is an exhibitionist.
He gave us those photos for our personal enjoyment.
I'm sorry to say this ..but half the world..atleast those who donot live under a rock have seen your private parts & intimate moments.
Nothing is hidden.
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@stranger_danger well I do like money and attention.
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@us-poet Egawds !!! theres two of them !!
When did you fall to the dark side ?...you used to be majectic ,beautful ..a proud unicorn
But now you are just another moneywh*re .
My heart breaks in sadness.
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@stranger_danger you poor sheltered soul. Everyone has a dark side, and mine can eclipse a lot of people, so you'll never see it, unless I want you to.
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@stranger_danger how dare you post mine and @US-poet intimate cuddle pictures . Idk where you found these but I guess the secret is out now 😂😂😂
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@football_m29 ..bu-but ,bu-t but you gave them to me.
..yikes !! was it your alternate dimension evil clone that got stuck on earth due to a time virus .
Perhaps ,he wanted to help & help you come out of the closet. Give him a hug for his help.
@US-poet said
Everyone has a dark side, and mine can eclipse a lot of people, so you'll never see it, unless I want you to.
Mommy help ..this strange man on the internet says he wants to show me his dark side.
The side where the sun never shines .. :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
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@stranger_danger I never said I'd show you my dark side, I'm just letting you know it exists.
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@us-poet said in To Infinity & Beyond .:
@stranger_danger I never said I'd show you my dark side, I'm just letting you know it exists.
Man is a creature of lust ...so says the Kamasutra.
ehhh ...who knows when the temptation to do so ,will strike you.
Your beastly urges will overwhelm you ...& sate its lusts upon my tender flesh.:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: